Decompression Sickness

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.

"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

by Memes69 May 14, 2018

Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.

Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

Depop Girl

Someone who takes all the cute and cheap clothes from her local thrift store and sells them for an extremely inflated price on Depop or other resale apps.

Person 1: I can't find any cute clothing!

Person 2: It's because the Depop Girls bought all of the nice stuff and sold it for 10x more on Depop

by wandamaximoffsupremacy April 17, 2021

common denominator

(n.) A factor that appears the same in different situations. Derived from mathematics where the numerator is divded by the lowest common denominator in fraction questions where it must be discovered which fraction is bigger by making the denominator the same.

Your face is the common denominator in three robberies at your place of work, which implies you have a connection to these robberies, although we could be wrong.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 2, 2004

depogit

When an asain man in a video store is trying to ask for a 15 dollar DEPOSIT, but has a thick accent.

You cannot buy that without a 15$ depogit

by Mister floopger January 10, 2008

decompose

Killing something then leaving it to rot (worse than just death)

Ima decompose that bitch!

by samk(: May 21, 2009

decompress

to relax, to be relieved of stress

It's about time you decompress and stop fretting over how many Christmas presents you have to buy.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2009