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Dementiate

verb. To make, cause, or act upon to create a demented state; to cause dementia.

Past tense: dementiated
The patient has become so dementiated that she doesn't even know what is going on anymore.

The progression of dementiation often increases with age.

For Heaven's Sake! Are you dementiated!?
by BS/KH December 2, 2011
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Dementia.

Person 1: " I have dementia."
Person 2: "Wow that sucks! How did you find out?"
Person 1: "I just got told by my doctor, dumbass."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, anything else you want to tell me?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I wanted to tell you I had dementia."
by OctopusProbably March 23, 2022
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Poop Dementia

a type of dementia that occurs when one holds a poop in for too long and develops a very shitty attitude
Bus Driver- "everyone shit out your Taco Bell now we have an 8 hour bus ride ahead of us and i dont want anyone developing poop dementia on my bus"
by Mr.Ham November 25, 2010
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demented

The word means mentally deranged, but so far nobody has mentioned how "demented" can be stretched, ironically, to include clownish, wacky etc. Just the thing for the Urban Dictionary!
"That Debussy Sarabande analysis video is totally demented."
"Nonsense rhyme is so demented."
"The Beatles song "I Am The Walrus" is totally demented."
by anassdickcomesoutfrombehind February 23, 2017
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floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood
I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!
by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009
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blackberry dementia

When you check your Blackberry constantly because you swear the "Notification" light was flashing, only to learn that it wasn't.
Jake: Damn, why are you always checking your Blackberry at work?

Derek: I don't know. Sometimes, I swear the light is flashing. But most times, it is not. I definitely have Blackberry dementia.

Jake: Why don't you just wait and see if the light flashes again?

Derek: Why? Fuck you! That's why.
by Still Stan March 9, 2009
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