The Christmas Delivery

Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'

Last night the Christmas delivery arrived and now my wife needs a nose job

by Fogt December 16, 2017

Delivery Driver

A person who loves to drive and thinks his or her car is a toy. Aided by the power of the companies name, the driver is filled with a sense of Righteousness as they skid around a corner weaving through traffic. This cigarette smoking Delivery Driver is "NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH". Will not hesitate to throw you into oncoming traffic(while listening to Black Sabbath as he throws his head back and laughs, lighting another cigarette). And the most important fact, the driver knows where you live. Most likely has a "shit-list" of addresses to "bad tippers".

The Delivery Driver peeled out of the parking lot, throwing an empty can of beer out the window as he sqwealed around the corner.

That driver smelled like cigarettes and booze again.

my pizza is missing toppings!

Did you see those two cars racing? the Papa Johns guy smoked him.

by butseks February 8, 2010

wood delivery

On instance of a very regular and frequent schedule of sexual encounters between a male and their current partner.

He's at her place every day makin' wood deliveries.

by hactar May 1, 2003

delivered

the act of ignoring ones snapchat and their snap map saying “just now” but your snap to them saying “delivered an hour ago”

bro he left me on delivered, his snap map says 3 minutes ago on snap and i sent him a snap 45 minutes ago

by liljbaby February 20, 2019

Special Pizza Delivery

A special pizza delivery is when a man goes over to a womans house to have sex with her. But just incase her husband is home he dresses up as a pizza delivery boy so that he can pretend that it is just a pizza order.

There is also another type where the same thing happens but instead of trying to get away with it, he try's to start a threesome with the married couple and then have pizza after.

"...OK, I'm coming over. Should I wear my Special Pizza Delivery outfit, just incase your husband comes back from his sycrinised swimming class?"

by Pizza Man 26 April 25, 2013

Belgian Delivery Boy

When a man fills a woman's anus with waffle mix, and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse.

I gave your mom a Belgian Delivery Boy, and she got waffle mix all over your bed.

by The Ishi October 7, 2007

Delivering the Dogs

A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom

Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.

by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011