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Deine mutter

Your mom but funnier and Germaner
What are you doing tonight
“Deine mutter.”
by GriffTheMyth January 8, 2022
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Delaney

The best person you will ever meet in your entire life. She is fun , crazy and can often be a little bit scary. You will love her forever.
Delaney is the best
by Crazygirl374744 December 8, 2017
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Deliveranced

The act of being shot with arrows and raped repeatedly usually by a "Back country boy" with little to no teeth. Also see George Lucas.
No I heard he went white water rafting and got deliveranced
by No_Teeth December 1, 2010
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Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.
Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.
by TheDonald June 12, 2009
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define.php?term=

When you're extremely bored and decided to type in a part of the url.
A bored person: I'm bored.
*types define.php?term= in the url box*
by ljcool2006/Bebble March 6, 2020
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signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.
"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"
by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006
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Delaney

Delaney

She is the most amazing girl in the world, not to mention she is the worlds greatest girlfriend, she really knows how to make you smile even if you are down. She is beautiful, smart, funny, kind, and just flat out amazing. She gives the sweetest complements and she means it! She will do the cutest things even in the least expected times. She's a romantic and a great kisser ;) and the one I want to be with forever. If you get the chance to fall in love with her you better take it, you won't regret it! She's somone you never want to lose! I love you with all of my heart D <3
by Cole_S11 December 25, 2014
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