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deli-itis

where you love a person who's bad for you. everyone else can see this handy piece of information but you.
Her boyfriend treats her like crap, yet she stil does everything fro him. She's got a wicked bad case of deli-itis.
by DiVonnie November 17, 2005
mugGet the deli-itismug.

Tri-Deli

An enclosed sleeping area with a multitude of blankets, associated with perfect sleep, and/or gaming.
Hey, get outta my Tri-Deli.
by Sanchez Borrino May 3, 2008
mugGet the Tri-Delimug.

nasty deli

A "nasty deli" is a sexual manuver in which a man enters a deli and notices a hot young lady working in the back on the grill. He then makes his way behind the counter and bends her over the grill and starts fucking her in the ass from behind. Then he hears something sizzling on the grill and it turns out to be the girls balls because shes really a dude.
WHAT THE FUCK?!? You're a dude? This is a nasty deli.
by not lance weaver April 24, 2005
mugGet the nasty delimug.

Jo's Deli

A small Asian owned and operated convenience store on the corner of north F street and east Market street in Aberdeen, Washington. It's owned by a really polite and kind Asian couple who put up with a lot of shit from the tweakers and junkies in the area. They have low prices on everything and the freshest deep fried deli food in Grays Harbor. The store is also very clean. The only thing they don't sell there is porn. Not an xxx dvd or Hustler in the joint but they have lots of ice cold, cheap beer and good deals on smokes.
Dude, don't eat that burrito it's probably 5 days old and been deep fried 10 times!

Relax man, I got it at Jo's Deli

Ok. Next time try their teriyaki chicken bowl it's awesome and made to order.

Rad! Jo's got 6 packs of Rainier tallies for $3.50 wooo hooo!
by bearzerker May 7, 2009
mugGet the Jo's Delimug.

Deli Ham

A hot chick that is always DTF.
Dana is just pure Deli Ham. Imma get up in dat.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
mugGet the Deli Hammug.

Deli Mustard

The act of shitting and pissing on someone's chest while they are sleeping, and rubbing it around
That asshole pissed me off, so i gave him some DELI MUSTARD
by i like pussy May 20, 2006
mugGet the Deli Mustardmug.

Gnarly Deli

by MikeJustice4life September 2, 2023
mugGet the Gnarly Delimug.

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