Defrost the Kicker

A euphemism for masturbation

Where'd Tim go? Oh, he went to the bathroom to defrost the kicker.

by KickerDefroster February 19, 2010

defrock the pig

Stripping an overweight clergyman of his ordained duties

The pope told his right hand bishop, we really need to defrock the pig when portly friar comes back from vacation.

by Thorette July 22, 2016

derob

Derob: n, something that makes you happy.
the word derob comes from a meaningless palindromatic expression 'bored derob'. Derob eventually became a meaningful word.

"Chocolate is one of my favorite derobs"

"Tom, you are a derob"

by Travis August 22, 2004

defroster

When you take a shit, freeze it, then shove it up some ones ass so they can defrost it.

It looked like my girlfriend had corn in her poo this morning, however, I was the one that ate corn yesterday, I just gave her the defroster last night.

by takxoxoxo March 3, 2011

Defrost meat

A great excuse to bail on dinner plans when the only person that responds to your group message is the person you don't want to have dinner with.

Sorry Chris I forget I already defrost meat

by whatever dog January 19, 2016

defrostation

the state of being defrosted

Put the meat in their defrostation locations.

by anonymous100 March 27, 2016

defobat

Shorthand for Deaf Old Bat

Get out the way you defobat.

by Pizak March 11, 2008