Mangina Defence

A defensive form of urinating in a public toilet when surrounded by potentially gay men. The subject in question tucks his genitals between his legs and turns his back to the unirinal in order to urinate. This both removes the element of rear end exposure to the room at large as well as makes the subject seem as female as possible by creating a mock vagina.

I resorted to the mangina defence, they left me well alone

by allons-yallonso May 31, 2010

defence mechanism

This is when a guy realises you have caught him cheating or telling lies.. he avoids you, your calls and makes everything seem like you are at fault.

He used defence mechanism on all his ex's.

by Mizboss March 21, 2017

defence

a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot

Hey Kristen the Seahawks are about to score a touchdown

Kristen : DEFENCE DEFENCE!!

by JCQ December 8, 2007

defence of the ancients

The game defence of the ancients is a pro map on the game Warcraft III the frozen throne. The most popular version is Dota Allstars.
Dota Allstars biggest pro is Hajsan, he pwans so much that he allways gets beyond god like after 3minuts max, but yea, don't blame him, he was born that way, pwaning evryone. Hajsan's best m8 is the legendary waazzaa, who pwans too.

Just a normal defence of the ancients match. The game just started and Hajsan choosed random (ofc) and got geomancer. He runs top and attacking 3 heroes standing at the tower.

Hajsan pwned ***** head for *** gold!
Hajsan drew first blood!
Hajsan pwned *** head for *** gold!
Double kill!
Hajsan pwned ******* for *** gold!
Tripple kill!
Hajsan got killing spree!

(and that's after 30 sec (before the creeps came, and notice, no asists!)

by Hajsan's biggest fan August 24, 2009

The Defence Rests

Playing to the audience here is key. When during sex, you pull out and make a 20-minute argument, and finish by cumming on her face.

I pulled a the defence rests last night. She did not appreciate my use of the wookie defence.

by Purity Score March 14, 2012

Self defence

A term used by non agressive weak losers who protest non violence and black lives matter gay rights in states that promote cameras everywhere ect ect.......

John hawk got arested after he just got home from the war in the middle east for beating up a stupid protesting hippie protesting wars who went up to him with malicious intent he said it was self defence

by superiorbreed August 21, 2019

2 Defence

When a pure on runescape gets a defence level on accident.He then quits his pure cause of it.

Did u hear one last ko got 2 defence so he quit his pure?

by Derdader December 27, 2008