Class Deficiency

Any girl displaying an overall lack of class. Some general guidelines identifying a class deficient girl can be some of or more than the below mentioned:

1) Lack of underwear in a social environment. (Ex. school, work, parties, church)

2) Bad overall hygiene. (Ex. Tuna fish smell)

3) Clothing. (Ex. High heels and a mini skirt in winter)

4) Regular use of a glory hole

5) Any girl that can have a romantic evening in a truck bed with a 6-pack of nattie ice

6) An example of why its a crime for some people to have kids

"Paris Hilton...class deficiency"

by Lordier March 6, 2010

dewicide

(1)to open a can or bottle of Mountain Dew and only consume a small part of it then forgetting about it for so long that it loses its carbonation thus making it undrinkable and thus causing its untimely demise (2) an unforgivable sin in the eyes of any that adore the nectar of the gods

You forgot to finish your Dew last night, you've committed dewicide! You bastard!

by Schlager Fox February 16, 2008

Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS)

MDS is a severe neurophysical and behavioral disorder characterized by a lack of marijuana in one's system. Victims of MDS exhibit a tendency to buzzkill, harsh on good times, and induce downer vibes. MDS is treatable, but not curable.

The Federal Government's raid on Oaksterdam University suggest that Obama may be suffering from Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS).

by Fred Quick October 18, 2012

H- deficient Blood

A very rare blood type that only occur within the average female. H-deficient blood makes the skin more pigmented and also makes the vaginal areas much more moist then normal.

Hey Amy has H- deficient Blood

by Agahahj21 May 13, 2017

Dime Deficiency

A deplorable condition when an occasion, place, event, university has a lacking number of dimes compared to unattractive girls.

Common cases include sausage tests, university of notre dame, and ivy league schools

Any ratio less than 2:1 dimes to nickels could be considered Dime Deficiency, with an ideal ratio being 10+:1.

Jerry enrolled at Arizona State... Dime Deficiency must have been a big deciding factor for him.

Notre Dame

Dude 1: Yo bro you headin' up to Willy's place?
Dude 2: Naw dude, that place has a strong case of Dime Deficiency
Dude 1: Shoot Dude! Thanks for the warning

John had a nightmare about Dime Deficiency, the next day he withdrew his application to Notre Dame

by TheJbros11 September 23, 2011

Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency

Also known as OSSD.

When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.

Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.

Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!

*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.

by Synoryth November 5, 2009

devicident

The accidents that people get into because they are looking at a device while doing something else, stubbing their toes, tripping over something, putting their cookie into coke instead of milk, etc.

His father had no empathy for devicidents because he's too old to have a device and get in an accident because he's glued to it.

by CachoB January 5, 2017