deez nutz

I will engage on the action of putting my shaft within your mouth and rectify the situation.

You: Exuse me?
Me: Yes?
You: Would you have the time?
Me: Why yes, it's four forty DEEZNUTSINYAMOUF! NOW GET THE STEPPING! BIATCH!!

by Hadeez Nuuts (it's arabic) October 06, 2003

deez nutz

another term for my ball sack, testicles. commonly used on the internet to taunt people, for example, after winning a hand on PokerStars.com. also good for getting a girl in the mood.

suck deez nutz bitch!

by Dmoney the God October 30, 2006

deez nutz

My nut sack.

Me: Did you get that email from them niggas?
You: WHO?!?!
Me: DEEEZ NUUUTZ!!

by Kenny October 20, 2003

Deez Nutz

Something that a person can usually enjoy on their chin. People usually named Dan can enjoy them everywhere.

Hey Eddie can I borrow your charger?

No but you can borrow deez nutz.

by DeezNutzOnYourChin March 05, 2021

Deez Nutz

"Deez Nuts" Distributing. A distributor for edible nuts located in Willits, California. THE HILARITY NEVER STOPS! OHHHH!

Uh... see above?

by renee January 27, 2004

deez nutz

Fun to say

Deez Nutz!!

YAAAAA! GODDEEEEE!

by MaddieMouse1234 November 16, 2015

Deez Nutz

Plain and simple: Dan O'Connell.

Look at Deez Nutz, man. He's tripping sac!

by Joshua G. Young, Esq. March 28, 2009