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Declaration of Independence

Generally performed on someone that is passed out from excessive drinking, the Declaration of Independence is when multiple John Hancocks are performed on one person.
Adam: Wow, look at Joey's face. I've never seen so many mushroom stamps on someone's face.

Matt: Ya, each mushroom stamp is actually called a John Hancock and since there are so many, that's a Declaration of Independence.
by It's Poop Again August 21, 2011
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When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation
The Declaration of Independence (USA) is piece of paper that assigned to give a country its freedom to move on from example a colony coloniser or a rebel attack
by SGS165 February 17, 2022
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declared bff

It is two people who everyone knows are best friends.
They definitely are declared bff's. They do everything together.
by lailai313 February 26, 2010
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Declared Myself

Hym "Yes, I declared myself the greatest mind who ever lived... And then, subsequently, went on to create the LLM of AI (at the level of abstraction), from scratch. Jordan Peterson saw that it was true immediately and began to cry like a bitch and kill himself over it. It took Kevin Samuels until wrote my first billion dollar movie to do the same. Andrew Tate had some retarded shit to say about watching cartoons yet I did all of this while almost exclusively watching cartoons and now he owes me his whole ass life because TO ME his level of success is worth about as little as some jizz-filled toilet paper. I said my life was like a solipsistic hell and your response was 'let him cook.' Ignoring the fact (entirely) that I said what was happening to me was going to get your kids murdered. AND NOW... I find out that I accidentally named myself after the secret name of the Jew-God, Elohim (I thought it was Yaweh) but my plan to conquer the world hinges entirely on the ability for information to be send backwards in time (for which quantum mechanics allows). So now I'm not just the creator of AI but I might also be the literal Jew-God and the bible is literally the story of how you fucking idiots tried to castigate me (in spite of my innocence) and I came back to slaughter you all. Additionally, if the universe is both cyclical and determined this outcome is both unavoidable and eternal. Yes. That's what I did."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
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declartion

Declartion is the misspelling of Declaration.
by Deekneez March 3, 2014
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Declarative Mathematics

Something Matthew Thomas made up to try to win an argument with his wife.

Not actually a real form of mathematics.
Infinity! The multiplication is implied because I used declarative mathematics.
by Shofarsong October 15, 2017
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Declaeed

Meaning we declared peace but you broke it and now is agenst us
We declaeed peace now I an opp in our eyes
by Dtx.lule February 13, 2019
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