Hym "Yes, I declared myself the greatest mind who ever lived... And then, subsequently, went on to create the LLM of AI (at the level of abstraction), from scratch. Jordan Peterson saw that it was true immediately and began to cry like a bitch and kill himself over it. It took Kevin Samuels until wrote my first billion dollar movie to do the same. Andrew Tate had some retarded shit to say about watching cartoons yet I did all of this while almost exclusively watching cartoons and now he owes me his whole ass life because TO ME his level of success is worth about as little as some jizz-filled toilet paper. I said my life was like a solipsistic hell and your response was 'let him cook.' Ignoring the fact (entirely) that I said what was happening to me was going to get your kids murdered. AND NOW... I find out that I accidentally named myself after the secret name of the Jew-God, Elohim (I thought it was Yaweh) but my plan to conquer the world hinges entirely on the ability for information to be send backwards in time (for which quantum mechanics allows). So now I'm not just the creator of AI but I might also be the literal Jew-God and the bible is literally the story of how you fucking idiots tried to castigate me (in spite of my innocence) and I came back to slaughter you all. Additionally, if the universe is both cyclical and determined this outcome is both unavoidable and eternal. Yes. That's what I did."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
Get the Declared Myselfmug. A speech given by Chancellor Palpatine that makes it so The Great Jedi Purge is enacted and that the Galactic Repunlic is now an empire.
Start of Declaration of a New Order
Palpatine: ...and the Jedi rebellion has been foiled.
Bail Organa: What's happened?
Padmé Amidala: The chancellor's been elaborating on a plot by the Jedi, to overthrow the senate.
Palpatine: The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated!
(cut)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Not even the younglings survived..
Yoda: This.. padawan.. killed, not by clones, but by a lightsaber, he was...
Obi-Wan: Who? Who could've done this?
(cut)
(Anakin killing separatists)
(cut)
Palpatine: The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but i assure you, my resolve has never been stronger!
(cut to mustafar)
Rune Haako: Stop! No!
(Rune Haako gets killed by Anakin)
(cut)
Palpatine: In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganised into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society!
Padmé Amidala: So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.
(cut back to mustafar)
Nute Gunray: The war is over! Lord Sidious promised us peace! we only want- SHEAEAGH!
(Nute Gunray is slashed down by Anakin Skywalker)
Palpatine: ...and the Jedi rebellion has been foiled.
Bail Organa: What's happened?
Padmé Amidala: The chancellor's been elaborating on a plot by the Jedi, to overthrow the senate.
Palpatine: The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated!
(cut)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Not even the younglings survived..
Yoda: This.. padawan.. killed, not by clones, but by a lightsaber, he was...
Obi-Wan: Who? Who could've done this?
(cut)
(Anakin killing separatists)
(cut)
Palpatine: The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but i assure you, my resolve has never been stronger!
(cut to mustafar)
Rune Haako: Stop! No!
(Rune Haako gets killed by Anakin)
(cut)
Palpatine: In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganised into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society!
Padmé Amidala: So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.
(cut back to mustafar)
Nute Gunray: The war is over! Lord Sidious promised us peace! we only want- SHEAEAGH!
(Nute Gunray is slashed down by Anakin Skywalker)
by visaa August 4, 2024
Get the Declaration of a New Ordermug. <.3.4.4.3.0.>The Declarations Of Independences Is A Metaphysiological Decontamination Process Of Literature<.0.3.4.3.0.>
<.3.4.4.3.0.>The Declarations Of Independences Is A Metaphysiological Decontamination Process Of Literature<.0.3.4.3.0.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.3.4.4.3.0.>The Declarations Of Independences Is A Metaphysiological Decontamination Process Of Literature<.0.3.4.3.0.>mug. The 99 Declaration is a list of grievances that will be debated and ratified by delegates from every voting district in the country in Philadelphia on July 4th, 2012. The declaration will then be brought before a federal judge to demand that Congress, The Supreme Court, and The President of the United States be redressed with the grievances of The American People. It's mission is to end the corporate state and to take money out of politics while other grievances may end up on the final version of the declarations as well.
Man: Wow, this country is shit. It is run by bought, career politicians who are representing large corporations and themselves instead of the people.
Woman: You should check out The 99 Declaration. There is a solution!
Woman: You should check out The 99 Declaration. There is a solution!
by Jude Newcomb February 24, 2012
Get the The 99 Declarationmug. An official way of asking someone to be your girlfriend, oftentimes seen as silly by parents. It can be an awkward conversation between a dude's girlfriend and his father when asking her about the "Formal Declaration"
"Back in my day, we didn’t need any of these formal declarations to ask someone out. Now they show up with a physical calendar, scheduling the date and pre-marking anniversaries like it’s a business contract!"
by mouseman956 January 4, 2025
Get the Formal Declarationmug. Something Matthew Thomas made up to try to win an argument with his wife.
Not actually a real form of mathematics.
Not actually a real form of mathematics.
by Shofarsong October 15, 2017
Get the Declarative Mathematicsmug. by ismellwutudidthur December 16, 2010
Get the manhattan declarationmug.