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The denial boyfriend is a guy who is your boyfriend although he publicly denies it. This guy will meet your parents, buy you roses, have sex with you exclusively and spend most of his time with you cuddling but when it comes to his boys he introduces you as his "friend".
The reasons are any one of the following:
1) You are unattractive or not cool and he doesnt want to admit he is with you.
2) He is trying to keep the door open in case something better comes along.
3) He wants to be free to try internet dating.
4) He is noncommittal
5) You are so amazing he is intimidated.
Warning ladies: If you go along with this for longer than 6 months well good luck to ya this guy will never commit and continue stringing you along...he might be really sweet to you in private when no one is looking.
The denial boyfriend is a guy who is your boyfriend although he publicly denies it. This guy will meet your parents, buy you roses, have sex with you exclusively and spend most of his time with you cuddling but when it comes to his boys he introduces you as his "friend".
The reasons are any one of the following:
1) You are unattractive or not cool and he doesnt want to admit he is with you.
2) He is trying to keep the door open in case something better comes along.
3) He wants to be free to try internet dating.
4) He is noncommittal
5) You are so amazing he is intimidated.
Warning ladies: If you go along with this for longer than 6 months well good luck to ya this guy will never commit and continue stringing you along...he might be really sweet to you in private when no one is looking.
by coolgirl April 20, 2005
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After a white or any non-asian male has fornicated with their first Asian they immediately begin to see Asian females everywhere and as more attractive than they previously thought. The denial occurs when the non-Asian male refuses to believe that they have now been infected with Yellow Fever.
I boned my first Asian yesterday and now all I see are cute Asians running all over but there is no way I have Yellow Fever! I love white girls! Nah bro, you're in yellow denial! you love them Asians
by DruAshley January 21, 2010
Get the Yellow Denial mug.When an editor is in a bad mood (or just feels like being a D-bag) they repeatedly deny definitions they are confronted with.
by $e9a December 15, 2009
Get the Denial Spam mug.Allowing oneself to be harmed in order to maintain the guise of political correctness. Suicide by political correctness. Doing nothing to prevent impending disaster at the risk of offending those responsible.
Jess was committing denialcide when she refused to acknowledge the identify of her attacker for fear it would offend.
by SendIt October 15, 2011
Get the Denialcide mug.Denial December is a monthly challenge in the spirit of Simptember, Locktober, and No Nut November. During the month of December, each day you must edge to the brink of orgasm in the amount of days that have passed in December (15 orgasms on December 15, 16 on Dec. 16, etc.). If you cum during the month, you fail the challenge. YOU MUST DENY YOURSELF ORGASM FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH TO SUCCEED. Good luck, have fun.
Soomin: Dude, how's your Denial December going?
Jacob: Oh no bro, I failed that shit yesterday. I did better this year, but there was no way I was making it past 12 orgasms.
Soomin: Only 12? Yesterday was the 18th.
Jacob: Yeah, I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
Jacob: Oh no bro, I failed that shit yesterday. I did better this year, but there was no way I was making it past 12 orgasms.
Soomin: Only 12? Yesterday was the 18th.
Jacob: Yeah, I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
by Mike Oxxx November 30, 2020
Get the Denial December mug.When a town or area is flooded and all the people whose homes are destroyed go back in a week later and rebuild it. Many think it will never happen again even though it has occured several times in the last few years. Most take handouts from the government when major flood event happens and complain when they have to do anything to help their situation.
A vicious cycle that occurs every wet season.
A vicious cycle that occurs every wet season.
Local Official: “Sir, your home has been flooded up to the eaves and there is black mold growing in it. You may have to relocate since this is a dangerous home in a high hazard area.”
Homeowner: “It never flooded here. I’ve lived here 20 years and no water has ever got in my home. That black line is a new decorating technique from France. ”
Local Official: “There is a fish flopping in your Lazy-Boy.”
Homeowner: “That’s my son Billy.”
Local Official: “It smells like mildew and mold in here.”
Homeowner: “Potpourri”
Local Official: “It will flood here again.”
Homeowner: “It will never flood here because that levee will never break. They just rebuilt it again for the fourth time and it is stronger than ever. You are just trying to harass me. Living by the Mississippi River does not pose a threat! This is all a government conspiracy. I only had water around my house, not in it. Now give me my money! ”
Local Official: "You are in flood denial."
Homeowner: "What flood? It's never flooded here."
Homeowner: “It never flooded here. I’ve lived here 20 years and no water has ever got in my home. That black line is a new decorating technique from France. ”
Local Official: “There is a fish flopping in your Lazy-Boy.”
Homeowner: “That’s my son Billy.”
Local Official: “It smells like mildew and mold in here.”
Homeowner: “Potpourri”
Local Official: “It will flood here again.”
Homeowner: “It will never flood here because that levee will never break. They just rebuilt it again for the fourth time and it is stronger than ever. You are just trying to harass me. Living by the Mississippi River does not pose a threat! This is all a government conspiracy. I only had water around my house, not in it. Now give me my money! ”
Local Official: "You are in flood denial."
Homeowner: "What flood? It's never flooded here."
by Stinky MacBurr December 31, 2012
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