Drug dealer moment

When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.

Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 7, 2010

Dealbreaker

A term popularized by Liz Lemon from 30 rock which is used to describe the event which led to a breakup with someone or something (ie. Brand loyalty)

"What happen, did the relationship suck?"
-Esposito
"Dealbreaker. She wanted to have sex in a Coffin"
-Ryan
(From the TV show castle)

"I loved Microsoft, but Windows Vista was the dealbreaker for me.

by stupidpower December 1, 2009

Fat man delirium

The ecstatic, overjoyed state that an obese person enters when filling their face with food. The more calorific, the greater the height of delirium; for example a creamy chocolate pudding can induce extreme hysterical behaviour with a complete loss of their surroundings, hell-bent on ingesting as much food as possible.

"Shit, what's up with Fat Rich? He's bouncing off the walls with fudge cake all over his face!!"

"It's fat man delirium! Who the hell let him get at the cake?!"

by SiBrad July 10, 2011

Delirium Tremens

Alcohol withdrawl symptoms, usually apparent in people who suffer alcoholism who suddenly stop drinking. (Don't confuse with a hangover).

John suffers from delirium tremens.

by Brendan B. May 19, 2006

Potato Dealer

A DJ who plays shit music

I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!

by Lord of the clackers June 23, 2015

Delirious

1. Irrational through illness: Irrational as a temporary result of a physical condition such as fever, poisoning, or brain injury.

2. Excited: Extremely excited or emotional

She's delirious with joy.

by Jafje April 10, 2007

Delirium

1. Temporary mental disturbance: A state marked by extreme restlessness, confusion, and sometimes hallucinations, caused by fever, poisoning, or brain injury.

2. Great excitement: A state of extreme excitement or emotion.

Delirium of joy.

(It's pretty much the same as dilirious.)

by Jafje April 10, 2007