Daylight curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by a moron.

Trick that bird into thinking it’s nighttime with them daylight curtains!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Daylight Saving Time

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.

Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"

by Jeremiah C April 23, 2006

Daylight's Raping Time

When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.

"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."

"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."

"word."

by Madaoxsama March 14, 2010

Daylight Phobia

The rare phobia which describes the condition of being terrified of being awake at sunrise at the end of a night out.

Extreme cases see affected individuals go home in the middle of an outstanding DJ set, possibly even before a big drop.

Daisy: Chaz can I come with you to watch Jamie Jones at Fabric.
Chaz: No Daisy, Im not having your Daylight Phobia get in the way of a potentially classic evening.

by DD-N October 27, 2011

Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

Daylight Savings Time Party

Cheska’s invention.

A Daylight Savings Time party is similar to a New Years party, but on daylight savings.

by RebYizTheShiz September 23, 2019

Daylight Curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by an moron.

That parrot won’t stop chirping, trick him into thinking it’s nighttime with some daylight curtains!

by anonymous October 4, 2020