David Luiz

Has been. Over paid. Useless defender. Little to no common sense or defensive awareness. Pretty much a giant turd in an Arsenal shirt.

"I just took a massive David Luiz and it won't flush"

by guy1010pot June 18, 2020

David Lopez

The fattest and shortest white man you'll ever see. He has a hitler cut and tries to act cool. He plays basketball but is absolutely shit and airballs every shot he makes.

Look its a gay David Lopez

by NiggerBAller42069 April 27, 2022

David Lewellyn Morton Brown

A man who shall go to any lengths to place his phallic structure between two pieces of bread and a slice of cheese to then scream down the streets of New York ‘Cheeseburger’

Look at that guy he’s being a real ‘David Lewellyn Morton Brown’

by Debbiebrown1328 July 25, 2023

David Lu

David Lu loves to eat and drink sweets. He has lost one Blazer, one Viola and broken one Viola. David is chubby and loves to sleep. He loves Cherry, Annable, Alice and Annie.

David Lu loses everything

by Bredson Lie July 26, 2023

The David Lindberg

The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.

Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.

by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011

David Lee Roth

If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop

*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004

David Lynch

A filmmaker. He smokes two packs of American Spirit cigarettes a day, and meditates. He has recently requested 7 Billion dollars in donations to 'create world peace.' David Lynch's movies are creepy, lifeless, and disturbing. So is David Lynch. He preaches that meditation and learning how to breath better will calm you down, make you more intelligent and allow you to 'create.' What nobody is sure of is if he is referring to smoking cigarettes or not. While he does worship Maharishi Yogi, the inventor of "Transcendental Meditation" and has recently been campaigning for him to obtain 7 billion dollars, no one is certain how cigarettes make you breath better, but we know they certainly calm you down, and there is no scientific evidence that cigarettes make you any more intelligent than meditation. David Lynch is also an artist who creates exhibits out of moldy cheese, dead animal parts, dead bugs and rotten food.

"David Lynch is crazier than the characters in one of his movies."

by sternwise October 2, 2006