DAVENPORT

A MAN FULL OF KNOWLEDGE, A HANDYMAN, AND A CERTIFIED PORNSTAR. HES GOT A HUGE DING-A-LING.

HELP! MY COMPUTER DOESNT WORK...CALL DAVENPORT, HE WILL FIX IT...

by 4FT TALL May 31, 2023

sirr davenport

Yung drip drop god

Sirr Davenport is a young drip drop

by DripgodDrip2.0 April 13, 2019

Davenport school of the arts

One of the best schools And NOT THE WORST ^^^.. This school consests of some of the nicest kids and lovely adults
other then some one..smth.. but other then that DSA is one of the best schools out there. its basically Harvard but for elementary and middle school !11

i love my new school.
oh really? whats it called?
DSA or davenport school of the arts. its a pretty good school
thats good to hear.

by Brownywastaken February 18, 2025

Davenport depth charge

The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.

Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower

by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021

Davenport Steamer

Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.

That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!

by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021

davenport

a shot of lime cordial held in the mouth, followed with a shot of vodka
‘extraordinary’

this davenport (suitcase) shot is delicious

by dumpling27 June 4, 2022

davenportal

The act of skydiving from at least 10,000 feet into a McDonald’s employee’s rectum, then pulling the parachute covering both of you. Skill level 5.

The parts managers mean of suicide was by Davenportal. Really made a mess

The last time someone pulled off a Davenportal was in the early 80’s when they saw the first episode of Rosanne...

by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021