davenport

A really retarded public school. Everyone here snitches on everyone,The teachers here suck . You can get suspended for cheating in 4 square. Your better off at the catholic school across the town. They're school is better then ours watch out for brown.

Davenport is a butchass stupid ass school

by dnfcsdjcbaeuidhuiawbdkbqwdkn69 December 4, 2019

jun davenport

jun davenport is a hot , asian boy , who plays sports and is good with girls 🤝. But also he does not give af about a thing so if you do him wrong or do something he doesn’t like , he doesn’t fw you. Jun Davenport may be quiet , but he is really opened minded.

who’s jun davenport? you know that asian nigga? the curly head one? yeah that’s him foo.

by jun davenport April 16, 2020

Davenport Dick

Davenport: A series of sofas produced by the now-defunct A.H. Davenport Company.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.

When asked if I got laid last night, my reply was simply: "No, I had to Davenport Dick it."

by Bonquisha Malone September 10, 2012

Stephanie Davenport

She is the best part of Worldwide Flight Services

She’s amazing, definitely a Stephanie Davenport

by Sammael November 26, 2021

davenportal

The act of skydiving from at least 10,000 feet into a McDonald’s employee’s rectum, then pulling the parachute covering both of you. Skill level 5.

The parts managers mean of suicide was by Davenportal. Really made a mess

The last time someone pulled off a Davenportal was in the early 80’s when they saw the first episode of Rosanne...

by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021

Davenport depth charge

The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.

Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower

by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021

davenport

davenport is the worst place you will ever see on the face of planet earth. there is absolutely nothing to do here and after youve been to every fair in the damn place it’s legitimately boring. the only good food youll eat there is caseys pizza so why dont you find yourself one and then leave right away. the only fun places to go are the mississippi valley fair and downtown by the river if theres some kind of festival. and don’t forget the corn. riding on the highway, look to your left, corn. look to the right, corn. look behind you, corn. but corn is so good so ntm on that

person one: omg have you been to iowa?
person two: no i havent
person one: you should totally go! just not davenport.. theres nothing there
person two: oh thanks for telling me man

by justyourlocalkpopstanlol September 24, 2022