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hella danks

Most *dank* weed.

top of the line, Best quality
How much for some hella dank(s)?

Do you smoke hella dank(s)?
by TOXIK METAL March 8, 2005
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dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses
1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
by matthew mc December 9, 2008
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Dankstep

Really good Dubstep, so good that its Dank. Dank as Shit. geez
dank dubstep Dankstep
by Vegeezy November 21, 2010
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Dankometer

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"
John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!
by danksauce12 June 22, 2011
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the danks

Basically the same as dank.
Opposite of schwag.
Used to describe high quality marijuana.
Weed that is "the danks" is usually dense, crystally as fuck, potent, and will get you hiiiiiigh.

Often used to refer to other things regarded as high quality or delicious.
1. "Shit son, this weed is the danks!!!"

2. "Seriously man, that iced tea is the danks!"
by Jocie L. Baby April 26, 2008
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Dankspot

The point at which you think the weed is completly burned out of bowl/bong. Upon smoking you hit a little pocket of hidden nugget in which you smoke aka the dankspot.
Dankspot
by flipboarderafi March 26, 2009
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dankotomy

Surgical procedure to decrease someones dank to a humane level where there dank side of the force will not threaten government rule.
"yo you here about larocca?"

"nah man wat happened?"
"he was too dank so the man made him get a dankotomy"
by Dankman 400 November 19, 2009
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