Stool Donation

A way to give your shit a meaningful value.

After a stool donation: "Hey, You won't believe. People paid me to eat my shit in pills!" - EWWWW!!!!!

by shitcrap February 17, 2021

101 Damnations

Misspelling of 101 Dalmatians

I misspelled 101 Dalmatians, and instead put 101 Damnations

by TheRealSteveWASTAKENLOLOLOL June 1, 2021

Co-whore-dination

When 2, or more, people plan to show up in super slutty outfits

Person 1: oh my gosh, have you seen what they’re wearing?!
Person 2: yeah, they totally planned it
Person 1: true, it must have taken some co-whore-dination

by Phoeboop September 18, 2019

donation

The throwing of money at jehovah's witnesses as you drive down the road. Preferably a type of coin.

We totally pegged a jehovah witness with a donation as we were going down the road.

by Nickels6336 June 21, 2009

daycation

A short trip out of town for only a day. Leave in the am and return in the pm.

Robin~ Let's drive up to the lake on Sunday and have lunch. No, not over night just a daycation.

by woopadedo September 5, 2007

Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

denation

The art of being Denied.

Dude, your moms dead. DENATION!

by Venombites Jones...stone March 19, 2007