Daily Mail

1.) The Fearmonger's Bible.
2.) A paper for Middle Class, Middle Aged, Middle Englanders' wives.
3.) Where bad journalists go to get paid employment.
4.) Not a tabloid, honest.

1.) "Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
2.) "My word, dear. Britain appears to be overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
3.) "I have no journalistic integrity whatsoever, so I'll state that Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
4.) "We state the Truth, such as 'Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer...', which you won't see in The Sun."

by OD Smith April 8, 2005

dairy hangers

Massive floppy fat tits on a fat middle-aged woman.

That old slag loves blokes looking at her Dairy Hangers

by Emma_bites February 13, 2007

Fix or Repair Daily

A derogatory phrase regarding the ailing American car company Ford, in which the word compacted into an acronym spells, yes, Ford.

Ford stands for Fix or Repair Daily.

by Nick Weiner March 6, 2009

daisy may

Daisy May is a sweet girl who enjoys spending time with her family and is loyal when it comes to friends.

Daisy May will stick up for me

by Evie_is_a_#unicorn October 12, 2017

Daisy

A girl that doesnt believe it when people tell her she is beautiful no matter how many times you insist she is..
by the way.. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL

Me: Daisy your so pretty
Daisy: I'm so not

by Jayradd July 29, 2011

dailyvegetar34

dailyvegetar34 is a tiktok content creator who would post slideshows and capcut templates with a specific picture of vegeta rule34 everyday. though this person has become interested in other media, they still are dedicated to posting the daily vegeta rule34.

“yo dude, did you just see dailyvegetar34’s new post??”
“is it cropped porn of vegeta again?”
“…yeah…”

by kadeneatslechuga June 7, 2023

Cara-Daisy

An amazing person, full of life, fun and beautiful as well.

Have you seen her?

Yeah, she's an absolute Cara-Daisy!

by Freddiemcjibberjabber November 8, 2011