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Two Pump Dump 

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.
It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.
Two Pump Dump by The Dogg August 12, 2014

Dumpstick 

Noun: A dildo used by gay males for anal play that becomes covered with traces of fecal matter.
Joe: Hey Frank, I want to go to town on your butt with our new dildo!

Frank: Are you crazy? We had dinner at Taco Bell! It would be a dumpstick disaster!
Dumpstick by Remodeler64112 November 13, 2017

I dump your ass

The sentence I dump your ass comes from Netflix’s original series « stranger things ». When someone says I dump your ass, they’re mad or post off because you did something bad or your just annoying. Most people now use the sentence to say to a guy or gal for attention or go making them feel bad and win them back yet for again, winning them back.
El: I dump your ass.
Mike: 😧

Max:😆

Beastly Dump 

A dump so big, it clogs a toilet previously thought unclog-able.
Guy 1: I went to go clean the bathroom and saw someone took a beastly dump in the women's toilet. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to plunge it.

Guy 2: Fuck that. You do it.
Beastly Dump by Watt-age April 10, 2011

Forest Dump 

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. Then when you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!"
Forest Dump by Sambiase August 27, 2013

Morning Dump 

The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning
That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up
Morning Dump by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014