Dude Filter

The filter in guys' brains which keeps unspoken love and affection for one another unspoken, as it should be.

When a guy shows way too much physical and verbal affection for another guy, making otherwise normal situations and interactions creepy, awkward and uncomfortable, he has ignored his Dude Filter:

-Extra long hugs.
-Telling a guy he's sweet and you love him.
-Talking way too close to him.

by Raixor May 17, 2012

Hey Dude, I saw you nude

age-old bit of classic school boy doggerel sung to the tune of The Beatles 'Hey Jude'.

Hey Dude, I saw you nude
don't try and fake it,
I saw you naked.
The moment that you went out streaking,
I was at my window -
mmmmm-hmmmm
- peeking.

by Virgin Suicides October 6, 2017

Chick-Faced dude

A dude with a chick's face. Usually wears bandannas and capri pants.

Woah, look at that chick-faced dude over there

by blahhhhhg December 7, 2009

play dude

A version of playboy for the simpsons.

Did you see Milhouse with a play dude on the simpsons?

by david faustino September 23, 2012

Dudebusted

The act of getting tricked, bamboozled, or made a fool.

Dudeski 1:Yo that chick over there is so hot. She was all over my junk

Dudeski 2: Thats a tranny.

Dudeski 1: No way

Dudeski 2: you tottally got dudebusted

by ravage790 May 15, 2010

dude it's 2019

this a phrase you say when a person says something that's outdated or irrelevant

also used as ironic humor or jokingly for extreme fems

"Dude it's 2019, anyone can be anything... even a toaster!"

"You know that dope song god's plan?"
"Dude it's 2019, that song is so old."

by squacoon January 31, 2019

Dude Paste

Like tooth paste it is a semi-liquid. A term which refers to male semen, but mainly when ejaculated into the mouth.

Dentist Says:
1. Floss 1x Daily
2. Brush Teeth
3. Rinse teeth with dude paste daily.

John: Aye girl, wanna give me some head and I'll give you my dude paste?
Amber: Well, I do love dude paste.

by bryri February 27, 2010