inside out mushroom dalmation

When a man blows his load in spots on something dark colored (most likely clothing) so that when it dries, you have an inside out dalmation.

(must be high on 'shrooms!!)

Veronica: Yesterday my boyfriend was high on shrooms and made my panties inside out mushroom dalmations! And he was soo high that he thought that puppies were coming out of my twat!!!

by JALMENY March 4, 2007

Dalmatian Syndrome

When a guy has a skin discoloration on his penis resulting in spots.

1: Did you see Ryan's penis?
2: No, why?
1: He has spots.
2: Oh, so dalmatian syndrome.

by Phillip Joebob Fisher VI November 5, 2010

dalmar

Cool person different from others, very funny, will make you laugh at any moment, str8 comedy , loves women ,

Yoo dalmar lets get lit

by vLit April 20, 2018

101 dalmations

A movie about white dogs trying to be black.

"The blacker the better"

Girl:101 dalmations is like the underground railroad!
Boy: except they didnt try to skin black people

by febreez March 29, 2009

Dalmation Octopus

A Dalmatian Octopus is when you put Craig Ferguson's face in between the large breasts of a woman with chest hair. The Hair should be long enough, to resemble the tentacles of an octopus. If not, and the woman just has stubble, this is referred to as dalmatian calamari. The hair from the lady's chest then rubs and sticks to your face. Leaving you with Dalmation Octopus beard.

A:Woah! Did you see that lady Dalmation Octopus Craig Ferguson in Intercourse, Pennsylvania?

B: Yeah man! And Geoff Peterson totally was hit with that Dalmation Calamari from that Amish lady!
C: Ass Mode!

by DalmationOctopus October 11, 2011

Dilma

Tiny Little Abusive Dictator Aka Bitch

You're Such A Fucken Dilma

by sexybeast_208 February 14, 2010

dalmatian

a person who, like a ginger, is covered in freckles. unlike a ginger, however, dalmatians can be of any skin color/hair color, so long as the majority of their body is covered in spots.

like the dog, dalmatians come in all shapes and sizes, and no two are alike.

Dude, which dalmatian do you want? They're both hot, but at least the tall one has a clearing on her arm.

by mehmehrightmeow June 1, 2010