Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.

Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.

by CooterBlues December 2, 2010

drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

drowning the cat

when a female submerges her naughty bits under water

She dropped her beach towel and walked into the water waist high, therby drowning the cat.

by EWAS June 20, 2008

Drowning Game

A game, popular among teens, in which the participant fills his lungs with water as a source of natural high. Once he has nearly drowned, his friend attempts to perform CPR on him. If it is successful, the two switch roles and repeat. Usually the source of water is a swimming pool or body such as an ocean or lake, but other methods have been employed, such as pouring a two-liter bottle of water into the nose. Other names include CPR Game, Kiss 'Em or Miss 'Em, Funeral Game, Two-Liter Game, California Wave, California Waves, Oh Fuck, California Roulette, Dead Kid Game, Ertrinkenspiel, Juego de Ahogamiento, Hockey

Guy 1: "Dude, let's play Drowning Game!"

Guy 2: "OK, what's that?"

Guy 1: "I'll show you. Let me get the two-liter."

Guy 2: "What?"

Guy 1 *returns, pouring a two-liter bottle of water down his nose*: "Like this!"

Guy 2: "What the fuck, stop doing that!"

Guy 1: "It's OK. You'll do CPR on me."

Guy 2: "I don't know CPR. Fuck, stop doing that."

Guy 1 *drowns*

Guy 2: "God damn it."

by Ertrinkenspiel October 9, 2011

drowning in cum

After giving me 300mg of Viagraand having several cumgasms -- drowning in cum is how I felt when some other cadets waterboarded me using a cum-stained jockstrap to cover my face as they poured water and jacked off and had cumgasms on my face too.

Shit! I felt like I was drowning in cum!

by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

Drowning In It

It is when a man is drowning in chicks/babes/pussy. You're smart people, I don't need to explain the drowning part. It's pretty straight forward.

I went to the beach and had to scream "Help, lifeguard! I'm Drowning In It!"

by The PUN-isher December 18, 2013

Drowning Cuba Gooding Jr.

Taking an EXTREMELY long piss.

Zabooty: "Hey I really like Cuba Gooding Jr."

Jesean: "Hey speaking of Cuba Gooding Jr., all this soda is going right through me. I'm gonna go drown him quick, be right back."

Later...

Debrickisha: "Hey Zabooty, where's Jesean?"

Zabooty: "He be drowning cuba gooding jr."

by NippleMan94 July 9, 2010