Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
by The Big LeGasp February 23, 2011
Get the Freud's Wet Dream mug.The act of verbally sharing or expressing dreams, ideals, or improbable plans with others as if they had some validity to them. An extension of the proverb "counting chickens before they have hatched", this phrase is the equivalent to not only counting the chickens, but generously distributing them out to friends, family, and acquaintances.
*Examples of Dream with one's mouth open.
A: My band is getting a really good response at facebook and we're getting more and more people following us at twitter. It's just matter of time before we're picked up by a label so we can release our CD and go on tour.
B: Stop dreaming with your mouth open. It's just sad...
A: Ooh, I'm going to be hooking up with someone tonight at the party.
B: Dude, didn't your mother ever tell you not to dream with your mouth open?
A: So she told me that she was talking to a massive client and that we should be getting some decent work soon.
B: Yeah, and she tends to dream with her mouth open. I wouldn't hold your breath.
A: My band is getting a really good response at facebook and we're getting more and more people following us at twitter. It's just matter of time before we're picked up by a label so we can release our CD and go on tour.
B: Stop dreaming with your mouth open. It's just sad...
A: Ooh, I'm going to be hooking up with someone tonight at the party.
B: Dude, didn't your mother ever tell you not to dream with your mouth open?
A: So she told me that she was talking to a massive client and that we should be getting some decent work soon.
B: Yeah, and she tends to dream with her mouth open. I wouldn't hold your breath.
by Otho Faure October 6, 2011
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by Santa's Baby December 9, 2018
Get the santa's wet dream mug.A Weeb Cream Dream is a creamy dream with a weeb and his waifu. A super epic gamer who loves Japan has a wet dream involving a thicc as hell waifu from the great place he knows and love, NIPPON. It is sacred. It is unknown. To live is to die, I might be high :).
In the night, someone calls, "hoo". It's a thicc anime character whose part Owl. Y'all do it. *nuzzles* OwO. *Weeb wakes up in a sweat* "Wow, I totally just had A Weeb's Cream Dream with Tony Hawk and Peach the Princess in it. How rad is that? "
by BlitzuCranku June 6, 2020
Get the A Weeb's Cream Dream mug.I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the cockerel's pipe dream mug.An extremely awkward form of sex dream where the dream-partner in question is an ex-lover.
Unlike normal sex dreams involving your current partner, or a random friend/acquaintance, (s)ex dreams are disturbing because you KNOW what the sex with that person is like (and so the dream is more realistic), but have valid reasons why you are no longer with them.
General feelings upon waking include: feeling dirty and ashamed, horniness, guilt, nausea and confusion. These feelings are amplified if you found yourself enjoying the experience.
Even more awkward when you are in bed with your current partner and you have a (s)ex dream.
Unlike normal sex dreams involving your current partner, or a random friend/acquaintance, (s)ex dreams are disturbing because you KNOW what the sex with that person is like (and so the dream is more realistic), but have valid reasons why you are no longer with them.
General feelings upon waking include: feeling dirty and ashamed, horniness, guilt, nausea and confusion. These feelings are amplified if you found yourself enjoying the experience.
Even more awkward when you are in bed with your current partner and you have a (s)ex dream.
I had a (s)ex dream about my old girlfriend, Claire, but I woke up feeling really guilty because I was in bed with my wife.
by Kaname May 1, 2010
Get the (s)ex dream mug.When you insert the utter of a cow into your rectum and squeeze the utter to fill your anal cavity with milk.
by Ginger Cat Attack December 26, 2019
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