Dogonamy

The religion of which a person believes that a dog is the creator of the universe. People believing this religion commit to dog-like behaviors such as their manner, their actions, what they eat, etc. There are special procedures that are followed to become a Dogonamist.

That girl believes in dogonamy, do you see how she walks?

by Dogonamist June 9, 2018

Dogorithims

The algorithms that dogs use for solving problems (e.g.: finding food, getting tummy scratches, finding food, licking correctly, being lovable, finding food).

Doggies are all so wonderful because they use DOGORITHIMS vs. people’s algorithms. The systems are less complex; but impossible to refuse or surprise anyone.

by Major Thomas Randle January 8, 2019

DogOfWisdom24

Some guy who supposedly wrestled a bear in his youth. Knock for breaking and entering people’s homes to inconvenience them in a minor way.

Some dude broke into my fridge and left all the caps off the bottles and jars, everything spoiled!
Yeah, sounds like DogOfWisdom24.

by LTforshort January 11, 2019

dogonchain

a dog on a chain

I have a dogonchain

by creampuff24 January 6, 2021

dogoooo

what my b*tch friend calls dogs :)

Olivia:Here is my Pup!

James:OMFG a dogoooo!!

Olivia:it's a pup.

by bad boss b*tch August 4, 2021

Dogout

Dogout means when a dog is out of the closet (BEING GAY)

omg the dogout

by doggywasfound January 18, 2022

Dogoggin

A dogoggin is a brat child that never listens

Ethan why are you such a dogoggin?

by Bratmom January 20, 2022