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Hasanabi Doctrine

A general guide for nation-building to follow coined by Hasan Piker.

#1 Get Nukes
#2 If asked to give up your nukes, do NOT give up your nukes.
#3 If you're accused of having nukes, drop everything IMMEDIATELY and find some nukes. (See: Iraq and Weapons Of Mass Destruction)
Man, Ukraine should've followed the Hasanabi Doctrine, they could've avoided this entire situation.
by hellohello234239428 February 28, 2025
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Carminger Doctrine

Ironic doctrine based on the ramblings of Gunther Fehlinger. Things that are included in the Carminger Doctrine are deranged political solutions and maps, and hot takes about the mildest topics.
Nauru is Albania #ExNauru #Autochtonous #CarmingerDoctrine

The Carminger Doctrine is an ideology adored by many but understood by few.

I call for the immediate dissolution of Ghana due to their lack of support for double cancer #ExGhana #CarmingerDoctrine
by RustGirl October 27, 2023
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Raskin Doctrine

What’s good for the goose, ain’t for the gander.
By the Raskin Doctrine, Maxine Waters is an angel!
by anonymous February 13, 2021
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Doctrine Rage

The emotional meltdown that occurs when someone’s opinion deviates even slightly from the approved social or political doctrine. Usually accompanied by quote-tweet fury, moral grandstanding, and a desperate need to reaffirm tribal purity.
“She said merit mattered more than identity and triggered full-blown Doctrine Rage in the comments.”
by TalkieToaster October 28, 2025
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The Manny Doctrine

The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:

1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.

2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.
*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."
by 🎲 March 26, 2019
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Bridge Builder Doctrine

The concept that if you build 1,000 bridges but suck one dick, you’ll be remembered as a cocksucker and not a bridge builder.
Unfortunately, Brad’s merits didn’t hold up when the Bridge Builder Doctrine was applied.
by B Mo 1418 September 4, 2025
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The Gotye Doctrine

When a musical artist posts one hit song and never again.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard of Fly Away by Tones and I?
Person 2: What? I only heard of Dance Monkey!
Person: Lol, she is following The Gotye Doctrine.
by kotwc June 1, 2024
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