Diplomating is the act of exposing yourself at a bar or other public place and claiming diplomatic immunity. This is commonly done by scummy men claiming to be diplomats.
by Chick Evans October 14, 2019
Get the Diplomating mug.Also known as the big stick policy, this was the foreign policy popularized by the presidency of Theodore Roosevelt in 1901. Essentially, one's assets were used to intimidate opponents rather than one's words.
"Speak softly and carry a big stick, and you will go far." - Theodore Roosevelt, 1901
"I firmly believe in and practice big stick diplomacy when pursuing life goals."
"I firmly believe in and practice big stick diplomacy when pursuing life goals."
by H.M.S. The Leopold December 29, 2008
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1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.
After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !
Get the East Lansing Diploma Factory mug.A word used to describe failed diplomacy. Derived from the combination of 'diplomacy' and 'bam!' Before diplomacy is completed successfully, it is halted and discontinuted as the result of a violent act, thus the 'bam!' sound which is reminiscent of the sound that a fist punch made in old comics.
Adam: So are we cool about that last prank?
Greg: Well I guess so. Yeah we're-- DIPLOMABAM!
Adam: Ahh! My face!!!
Greg: Well I guess so. Yeah we're-- DIPLOMABAM!
Adam: Ahh! My face!!!
by kwashia March 28, 2005
Get the diplomabam! mug.one who is objective in their acceptance of one's dick, not judging the physical characteristics that one cannot help.
Her: "So how did the date go last night? Did you smash?"
She: "Yeah, it wasn't anything to write home about, but I'm diplomadick"
Her: "Respect"
She: "Yeah, it wasn't anything to write home about, but I'm diplomadick"
Her: "Respect"
by GlazeHer June 12, 2015
Get the diplomadick mug.1. Describes a man who is especially skillfull in unravelling the female mind, and can secure, through clever negotiation, consistently attractive sex partners. Also known as a playa-pimp.
by oShun May 15, 2006
Get the vagina diplomat mug.That form of diplomacy in which a president (esp. in the United States) mends quarrels by sitting the parties down over a tall, cool one.
President Obama will engage in Brewski Diplomacy Thursday when he sits down with the parties in the Skip Gates dustup.
by Uncle Hugh July 28, 2009
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