Ding

A small dent in my car caused by some cretin opening his car door into me. Could also be caused by a kid pushing an overloaded shopping cart through the parking lot.

Goddamnit! Lookit that frigging DING. I'll kill the bastard.

by Tom LaBelle February 7, 2005

Ding

Another word used in terms of CHAV.
it is relevant to the high pitched tone of their voice.

Alan: no we will get stabbed by dings!

by Gerrrr September 29, 2009

ding

Northern England definition: To offend someone.

"What are you on about, you ding?"

by Chantelle August 7, 2003

Ding

1) Only a small dent.
2) To punch someone in the head- hard enough to hurt their pride, but not hard enough to keep them from seeking vengeance.

Joe: I wonder after that night I hit Richard in the head in the Bar.
Mike: What is this all about?
Barry (to Mike): He dinged Richard. (Ha ha ha.)

by skydog70 March 7, 2011

ding

used in joking with friends. when your friend is being dumb.

haha! you're such a ding!

by crunkchick2012 January 10, 2012

dinging it

to walk around in public with your boxers

"Michael was dinging it in the kitchen last night"

by berkyjerky December 20, 2022

Ding

Another word for idiot.

Did you hear about that new kid?
Oh yeah, he's such a ding.

by Cool guy 26 October 20, 2016