Dickstracted

Being distracted from doing an activity by one's own dick.
Bobby was doing his homework when he suddenly became dickstracted and just had to rub one off.
by Bojank157 December 15, 2015
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Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.
Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!
by SadSally33 August 27, 2016
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Dickstracted

the act of being distracted by sexual thoughts of a male.
I wasn’t paying attention to the movie because I was dickstracted.
by ChaoticKarma April 24, 2024
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Dickstracted

Dickstracted-The act of being 'distracted' by fornication.
Dickstracted-

"Why are you so late today?"

Employee- "Please excuse me for being late, I got dicktracted."
by MrsThang May 17, 2021
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Dickstracted

When the dick be hard and you lose all self control and spend all your money. But the girl doesnt put out.
"So wait... yall had sex. But when she kissed you, you spent money?"
"No. I spent money because I was dickstracted by the kiss..."
by Artichoke Slam January 09, 2019
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