Dickstracted

the act of being distracted by sexual thoughts of a male.

I wasn’t paying attention to the movie because I was dickstracted.

by ChaoticKarma April 24, 2024

Dickstracting

1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage

While watching television, my wives kept dickstracting me

by Postman54603 January 30, 2021

Dickstract

Process of Extraction of a dick

Emily - " OMG I found my boyfriend cheating on me"
Shae - babe you better dickstract him

by Kleanere October 4, 2018

Dickstracting

When a man distracts a woman with sexual innuendo. Causing a woman to be focused on sexual thoughts of a particular man.

Just hearing his voice in my ear dickstracts me. (verb) He referenced how well his sweatpants were hanging and I became dickstracted. (adjective) The banter back and forth leading up to date night is so dickstracting.

by DusteeCowboy April 15, 2020

Dickstracted

Completely distracted by cock where you can’t think about anything else but cocks

Kim was so dickstracted by Joe’s cock she backed into Allen’s Cadillac.

by Northside O’Fallon June 13, 2021

Dickstracted

Dickstracted-The act of being 'distracted' by fornication.

Dickstracted-

"Why are you so late today?"

Employee- "Please excuse me for being late, I got dicktracted."

by MrsThang May 17, 2021