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dago T

a sleeveless mens undershirt, apparently popular with men of Italian descent, sometimes called a Dago Tee
"Dats a nice look ya got dere wit dat dago T, Tony."
by Joe Bone March 16, 2005
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diabolic

Definitions:

1. of devil: connected with the devil or devil worship


2. evil: extremely cruel or evil
That guy's diabolic; he worships the devil and likes torture.
by Jafje February 1, 2007
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diacorn

1.While on the toilet experiencing diareah, random BB shots of corn rocket out of your fucking asshole.

2. An imposter of the unicorn. As you approach it to verify that it is a unicorn, it turns around and diareahs all over you. Also known to enter your garage at night and shit all over everything.
1. Dammit John, lastnight I had the worst case of diacorn and my anus started to bleed!
2. Last night I walked into my garage and noticed shit everywhere! I knew it was those god damn diacorns! I'm ganna chop that son of a bitch into pieces and put it in a black garbage bag and throw it into the east river.
by Op21 September 5, 2008
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college diagnosis

A fake type of “diagnosis” a college student would prescribe oneself when they are sick and don’t have a formal medication note from a doctor to get a prescription drug.

Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:

Smoking weedsignificantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.

Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.
"I really feel like shit, I have a cold and it won't go away."

"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"
by CaelCryos1 March 2, 2009
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self-diagnosed

A term used by whiny teenagers on tumblr who have no mental illnesses but for some unknown reason wish they did.
Tumblr User: "I've been self-diagnosed with depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, PTSD, and stage-4 fanfiction addiction."

Friend: "Have you confirmed this with a psychiatrist?"

Tumblr User: "No, doctors freak me out."
by RSiegfried October 18, 2015
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Self-diagnosing

A person with no life who finds different mental illnesses to look 'quirkier', or to excuse their rude behaviour. Guess what, Stacy, you do not have OCD because you like to put your pencils in a rainbow pattern!!! You also don't have ADHD because you have a sad amount of fidget toys!!!!!
person: Why aren't you paying attention? I literally just told you my cat died.

Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu
by imafrog September 30, 2021
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diagostino

from the italian mafia family diagostino
by Jonas Jones July 19, 2007
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