king defence

in chess when the king defends two or more pieces at the same time

Miguel used the king defence to fend of my fork.

by @goodfriend February 9, 2023

Dershowitz defence

When someone confronts you about your crime, so you respond by asking them if they've condemned Hamas for similar crimes.

AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz

"We questioned him about the allegations, but he played the Dershowitz defence"

"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"

by PrinceAndrewShould January 4, 2024

stay at home defence

A player who shows consistent lack of skill/talent/ability. You place these players as far away as possible from scoring opportunities. They show some ability in that they can skate and hit. Coaches will often tell them it's because they are needed back to protect the net.

Oh, I don't score because I'm stay at home defence

by stayathomedefence March 24, 2017

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

Don Defence League

DDL is a group of select people who are amping the greatest on earth

“ Isn’t the Don Defence League the best movement in the world.”

by Matthewwantdon March 18, 2021

Paul Higham Self-Defence

Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.

Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.

by TheDaddyBadgerFace September 14, 2016

Israeli defences

A large group murd3rers who like to k1ll women and children and b0mb innocent civilians in Palestine. The IDF are criminals who work for apartheid state Isnotreal and are dedicated to the ethnic cleansing and war crimes against Palestinians.

‘Israeli defences are pussies’

by idkyou4444 October 25, 2023