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Self Defenced

verb. (to be) Self Defenced. Being attacked/assaulted by someone who believes that they are defending themselves but instigated the altercation
"I went to the Proud Boys rally last Saturday and got self defenced"
by YouTryTooHard October 3, 2020
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Don Defence League

DDL is a group of select people who are amping the greatest on earth
“ Isn’t the Don Defence League the best movement in the world.”
by Matthewwantdon March 18, 2021
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The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024
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stay at home defence

A player who shows consistent lack of skill/talent/ability. You place these players as far away as possible from scoring opportunities. They show some ability in that they can skate and hit. Coaches will often tell them it's because they are needed back to protect the net.
Oh, I don't score because I'm stay at home defence
by stayathomedefence March 24, 2017
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Paul Higham Self-Defence

Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.
Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.
by TheDaddyBadgerFace September 14, 2016
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Doon Academy of Defence

Best MNS coaching institute in India. Also leading in NDA, X&Y & CDS coaching. It's been always aspirants final choice.
Doon Academy of Defence is the best coaching in India.
by teafortushar November 25, 2021
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The Ali G Defence

When someone accuses another of racism, in response to criticism unrelated to their race. As seen by Sacha Baren Cohen's character Ali G and his famous line
"I tried telling him he shouldn't litter, and he pulled out the Ali G Defence immediately "
by Spark1 July 24, 2025
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