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by DripgodDrip2.0 April 13, 2019
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Davenport Handshake

A large athletic built woman who can pick up a miniature man with her thumb in his butthole to perform the art of falatio while holding him up
Man, I went to Davenport Iowa and met this huge bitch, she gave me the nastiest Davenport handshake of my life.
by Koolaid24 July 1, 2024
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dust the davenport

She wears a monocle now so she id Known to dust the Davenport.
by Coolmomdee May 12, 2018
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Davenport Dick

Davenport: A series of sofas produced by the now-defunct A.H. Davenport Company.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.
When asked if I got laid last night, my reply was simply: "No, I had to Davenport Dick it."
by Bonquisha Malone September 10, 2012
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Davenporting

Similiar to docking; when two males, one circumsized, one uncircumsized, put their heads together and the uncircumsized male rolls his extra foreskin over the head of the other males penis.
man, i got so drunk last night and was davenporting with my friend TJ
by Blow1292 August 16, 2018
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davenport

a shot of lime cordial held in the mouth, followed with a shot of vodka
extraordinary
this davenport (suitcase) shot is delicious
by dumpling27 June 4, 2022
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davenportal

The act of skydiving from at least 10,000 feet into a McDonald’s employee’s rectum, then pulling the parachute covering both of you. Skill level 5.
The parts managers mean of suicide was by Davenportal. Really made a mess

The last time someone pulled off a Davenportal was in the early 80’s when they saw the first episode of Rosanne...
by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021
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