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dust the davenport

She wears a monocle now so she id Known to dust the Davenport.
by Coolmomdee May 12, 2018
mugGet the dust the davenportmug.

davenport

davenport is the worst place you will ever see on the face of planet earth. there is absolutely nothing to do here and after youve been to every fair in the damn place it’s legitimately boring. the only good food youll eat there is caseys pizza so why dont you find yourself one and then leave right away. the only fun places to go are the mississippi valley fair and downtown by the river if theres some kind of festival. and don’t forget the corn. riding on the highway, look to your left, corn. look to the right, corn. look behind you, corn. but corn is so good so ntm on that
person one: omg have you been to iowa?
person two: no i havent
person one: you should totally go! just not davenport.. theres nothing there
person two: oh thanks for telling me man
by justyourlocalkpopstanlol September 24, 2022
mugGet the davenportmug.

Davenport depth charge

The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.
Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower
by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021
mugGet the Davenport depth chargemug.
One of the best schools And NOT THE WORST ^^^.. This school consests of some of the nicest kids and lovely adults
other then some one..smth.. but other then that DSA is one of the best schools out there. its basically Harvard but for elementary and middle school !11
i love my new school.
oh really? whats it called?
DSA or davenport school of the arts. its a pretty good school
thats good to hear.
by Brownywastaken February 18, 2025
mugGet the Davenport school of the artsmug.

davenport

a shot of lime cordial held in the mouth, followed with a shot of vodka
extraordinary
this davenport (suitcase) shot is delicious
by dumpling27 June 4, 2022
mugGet the davenportmug.

Davenport

“Yo it’s chase Davenport” “no that’s just captain Quebec you Blau”
by CYKECYKE March 31, 2022
mugGet the Davenportmug.

davenportal

The act of skydiving from at least 10,000 feet into a McDonald’s employee’s rectum, then pulling the parachute covering both of you. Skill level 5.
The parts managers mean of suicide was by Davenportal. Really made a mess

The last time someone pulled off a Davenportal was in the early 80’s when they saw the first episode of Rosanne...
by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021
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