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Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning

One day in a foreign land a gaelic gladiator stood upon a hill green as emeralds. He simply rung his bell three times and screamed on the top of his lungs "Ding Ding Ding, Top of morning!!!!" His scream was so loud he made his neighbors go deaf and the subreddit r/jacksepticeye was formed. Today the gaelic gladiator resigns in brighton and goes by the name Seán. His legend lives on in our hearts and 24 million people now know of his call.
"Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning!" screamed Sheila trying to wake up her parents.
by hjthere May 22, 2020
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Chinese dinger trap

When a circumcised penis enters an uncircumcised penis and gets stuck hence the Chinese dinger trap
Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018
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dingoflipper

Eslbo and elizein are dingoflippers
by Mrtickles69 April 15, 2018
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Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center
by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022
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ring ding dong

the best line ever in the song called ring ding dong by shinee

shinee are kings
LEGENDS
HANDSOME MEN

even Obama loves them

obama loves minho
*someone rings the doorbell*
RING DING DONG”
by sweetangel April 22, 2018
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Dingo's Kidneys

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.
Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!
by wfly81 July 1, 2014
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