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Czech Mate

You are doing a Czech girl from behind, you take a sharpie, draw a King from a chess board, pull out, cum on it, and yell out, "Czech Mate."
Czech Mate by Cohibaesp March 9, 2009

Czech Bicycle 

When a woman puts her legs and hands up and you sit on her legs and put your hands on hers, pretending like you're sitting on a bicycle. Then you press down on her tits with your feet, alternating between left and right.
Man, you haven't lived unless you've ridden the Czech Bicycle. It literally takes their breath away.
Czech Bicycle by Escii_p August 7, 2018

Czech Golden Shower

When a scorpion machine pistol runs out of ammo before the brass hits the ground.
Vlad gave Ivan a Czech golden shower on the firing range

czech golden shower

A 20 Round full auto mag dump from a VZ-61 where the 1st ejected case does not hit the ground until the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate. Note: This only makes sense with nice brass case ammo.
Comrade, I have given the enemy of the state the czech golden shower.
Your comrade: Ah excellent. The gulags are full from all the disinformation spreaders anyways. He won't recover from a 20 round mag of .32 acp.

czech golden shower

A full auto mag dump with a VZ-52 sub machine gun where the first ejected brass case doesn't hit the ground before the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate.
Comrade, I have eliminated the enemy of the state with a czech golden shower.
Your Comrade: AH Excellent. We didn't have room in the gulags anyways. Too many disinformation spreaders are proving their loyalty in Siberia.

Czech golden Shower

When the entire magazine is spent from a VZ-61 Skorpion and the brass casings are still falling to the ground long after.
When me and my buddys go to the range, the Czech golden shower is always a crowd pleaser
Czech golden Shower by zehelkitty November 17, 2022