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cystibum

A person who suffers from the anal cyst
Eyup Dave, Frankie's got a bit of a limp
I know Nick, Frankie's a cystibum
Bloody hell Dave, hes in agony
by JayKay1 October 8, 2017
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Cystexi

Cystexi is the nicest most amazing caring person in the world cystexi. She is the prettiest person i’ve ever seen😞
“wow…your so nice, you remind me of cystexi.”

who is cystexi?”

the most amazing person you’ll ever meet…”*heart eyes*
by cystexi September 25, 2021
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cystic fibrLOLsis

Something made you laugh so hard you couldn't breathe - it gave you cystic fibrLOLsis.
Kenny Hotz is generally accepted as a leading cause of cystic fibrLOLsis.
by Hugh Dash-Hyphen June 15, 2011
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cystic

1. Shorter version of calling people who have cystic fibrosis.

2. A soccer game variant in which once person is goal keep and the remaining players have to try and volley the ball in. If the keeper catches the ball or the ball goes into the goal without it being from a volly, the person is now the new goalkeeper. the game is played until keeper reached 10 goals inside, at this point everybody has bragging right against him and may now refer to him detrimentally as 'cystic'
Haha Bob you idiot your shit in goal, your a fucking cystic kid.
by imretardoman July 16, 2010
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cystic fibrosis

A really really really cool sounding word! just say it! its great!

It is also a disease in wich thick mucus lines the inside of the stomach
"cystic fibrosis" doesnt that sound luvly! how cool
by . December 22, 2004
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cystic taintia

a large cyst between the anus and the scrotum.
Johnny has a cyst on his taint, otherwise known as cystic taintia, and must get it removed before it turns cancerous
by oknowledgeableone January 21, 2011
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Cystomer

cys·tom·er/ˈ/cystəmər/Noun
1. A person or organization that buys goods or services from a store or other business, but is a total dick about it.

2. A person or thing of a specified kind that one has to deal with: "a tough customer"

3. An entity foolhardily demanding something that is clearly outside the boundaries of space and/or time.
The guy in Deb's section upgraded himself to cystomer when he changed his order twice and bitched about the time it took to get his food.

Christine had a rough day at the restaurant. She had a whole party of cystomers seated in her section.

As if being a teacher isn't a hard enough gig, four of the kids in Lisa's classroom have cystomers for parents.

Rich's new route has four cystomers on it. He's going to lose 45 minutes a day just dealing with their needy asses.
by @Damocles66 November 14, 2011
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