Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.

Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Cynically Optimistic

Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.

--Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I'm cynically optimistic.

--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.

by waderaykabeta August 31, 2017

cynicalarious

So full of doubt about a serious situation that all one can do is laugh uncontrollably.

We shared a cynicalarious moment when we were discussing the apparent absence of any global warming concerns.

by Absurd Is The Word February 15, 2017

cynicasm

To make a statement that is both cynical and sarcastic.

Ed's status update is dripping with cynicasm.

by Newt2012 May 6, 2009

conical

Having the shape of a cone

The cookiecutter shark has a short conical snout.

by sharklady February 23, 2012

Cynically Optimistic

When you believe all of humanity is driven by self-interest, but that humanity also has an innate desire to feel good about themselves, and that's a possibility for a person to act kindly. such as actively recycling out of a sense of legacy/guilt.

I could just be cynically optimistic right now, but I think that guy only helped that lady across the rode so he could feel morally superior .

by realistically depressed January 23, 2018

cynica

A beautiful young woman who has a super tight vagina and every guy gets wet just looking at her.

Oh cynica is so beautiful, oh god, i think i just came

Dammit she just walked in again, and my pants are all gross. Ugh.

She is such a cynica, and there goes my underpants.

by Jeanutpelly February 16, 2017