Castle Rule

When someone attacks you in your own home, you have the legal right to own their ass.

Crackhead breaks into your house, you yell "Castle Rule!" and then proceed to stomp their face in.

by JG1L November 13, 2009

cuntleman

An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.

(A man crashes into your car)
Car crash victim: 'EEEEEEYYYY, CUNT'
Cuntleman: 'Oh dear, what crude language! I'm terribly sorry but i believe it was your fault, young sir'
Car crash victim: 'Ok, sorry, i take it back. '

by littlemac June 28, 2012

Repeating Castle

When the same course of events happens repeatedly, despite attemps to to stop or change it.

Background: Expression is derived from the original Super Mario Brothers game on Nintendo. Some of the Bowser's Castle levels were 'repeating castles', where the same sequence of screen would repeate continually until the player performed the neccessary sequance of actions to get out of the repetition.

As Joe and Jon walked back to their campsite, they past what looked like the same tree at least three or four times before making it back.

"Fuck, I hope we get out of this repeating castle before dark," said Joe.

by Hopewell Rocks December 11, 2009

Spork Cutlet Bowl

A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...

The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.

by Spork Cutlet Bowl November 27, 2019

Nigger Castle

A large home or mansion in an affluent area owned by a black person that was able to purchase the residence without hard work (e.g. winning the lotto, becoming a famous yet untalented actor/singer, dealing drugs, etc.)

The children were told by there parents to stay away from the Williams house because it was in fact a nigger castle and they might get shot or stabbed if they wandered to close.

by Romath May 3, 2011

Cutler

to quit in the middle of an important endeavor, activity or game where defeat is imminent with an imaginary injury, malaise or made up condition

You're buddy refuses to go out because his wife won't let him: "Don't go Cutler on me, man!"

- A person unable to finish his workload because he's too tired: "I don't want to cut the grass today. I think I'm gonna go Cutler on it."

Greg: "C'mon, man. Finish your beer."

Luke: "I can't. I'm gonna hurl."

Greg: "Don't go Cutler on me, man. Finish your beer."

by Mr. Blogtober January 25, 2011

White Castle

The ultimate stoner fast food joint popularized by "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". Sometimes open 24/7, catering to potheads with a nasty case of the munchies. For fuck's sake, they actually sell a goddamn paper case filled with 30 burgers. You'll get the runs and your heart will explode...but it's really freaking good!

I'm high as shit and it's 1 in the morning. Let's go to White Castle.

by The Dude August 29, 2004