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microsoft customer support

A phrase that may be used to describe anything that does not exist.
"Dude, that unicorn is just like Microsoft customer support!"
by Herter1 February 15, 2009
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customer support fever

A sexual preference of non-Indians for denizens of the Indian subcontinent, particularly after India's sudden rise to power, following the economic boom of the early 21st century. The "customer support" moniker stems from the fact that people who call Customer Support for large software companies will often end up speaking with an Indian person.
White guy: Have you seen Aishwarya Rai? She is freakin' hot!
Asian guy: Man, you've got a bad case of customer support fever!
by f.o.b. jew November 13, 2007
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custody Nazi

Someone, most likely a divorcing woman, that holds her child for ransom and controls the custodial arrangements until the court order starts.
Geri is being a complete custody Nazi to Jason, he hasn't seen his daughter since the 20th.
by mister_S_2011 August 4, 2011
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Factory Parts or Customized?

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.
by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020
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Custodial Engineer

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!
"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."
by IIIIXIII313 October 28, 2007
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cucopiss

Cucopiss. The act of eating coco puffs with your partner, whilst you shove them up their vaginal cavity as they're urinating.
Guy 1: Woah dude, you posted some wild shit on onlyfans last night!

Guy 2: Ya I know! Me and my girl decided to try cucopissing.
by Redheadbb June 23, 2021
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couscous

The food so nice, they named it twice.
"Ahhh, couscous, the food so nice, they named it twice."
by naterizzle March 21, 2009
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