nineteen canteen

A phrase which recognises that something or someone has been around forever and effectively gives off that point without being too descriptive and yet retaining an air of cool about the person delivering the comment

That guy is as old as the hills, he's been drinking round here since Nineteen Canteen.

by TheBoyCinders February 26, 2008

cunterfuck

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.

John is a cunterfuck.

by Mr. T May 5, 2004

new zealand canteen

Having anal sex in geographical regions that partain to both hot and snowy weather in the same season.

Geography teacher:"Stacy got a New Zealand Canteen on vacation in Europe, now tell me class what places could she have been to?"

by cokenbollz October 18, 2008

cunterific

The art of being a fabulous, or terrific, cunt.

Jill made some guy sing "I'm a Little Teapot" in order to recieve his wallet that she had found and informed him to address her as MS. Cunt. It was a cunterific day.

by Melanie Hale September 9, 2008

Cunted as Fuck

Cunted as Fuck is the state one gets in, usually during a night on the town, or at a housparty, or in some of our cases - whenever humanly possible.

Typically drug/drink induced.

"Fuck me, 'm cunted as fuck. Them eckies made my legs not work'"

by Bartholomew James Wildebeast the Third March 19, 2005

Cunteen

Queen of cunts

She is the best cunt ever, basically she’s Cunteen. Queen of cunts.

by Luchar March 15, 2018

cuntelope

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011