Cump

1. The act of cumming while taking a dump

2. Poop with cum splattered all over

A. Dude, my mom just caught me taking a massive cump! I busted all over her when she opened the door!

B. Ah, shit! I just took a cump all over Quandale Dingle's friend Juandale Pringle!

C. Joe mama: *slurping noise*

Joe: *shits all over Candice* I'M CUMPING! AAAAUUUHHHHH

D. Ew gross, who took a cump in the urinal?

by Mike Hawksmall July 23, 2022

Cump

The act of defecating semen out one's anus after semen was placed there either through a sexual act or scientific exploration.

After my boyfriend planted his seed in my ass, I ran to the toilet and took a fat cump so I didn't get pregnant anally.

by ArtThief August 18, 2022

Cump

Combination of a cuckhold and a simp, willing to do what ever it take for the opportunity to watch

That airforce pilot is such a Cump. He will do what ever it takes to please the commander

by JEld October 24, 2022

Cump

A grumpy cunt.

"I can't believe our mate bailed the show and is backing out of paying"

"I know, he's being a real cump"

by nikolai_stavrogin May 14, 2023

Cump

A grumpy cunt.

"I can't believe our mate bailed the show and is backing out of paying"

"I know, he's being a real cump"

by nikolai_stavrogin May 14, 2023

Cump

Short for a "Corner Jump" in Celeste

You have to do a cump to get past this screen.

by Rand0mHum4n July 18, 2023

Cump

A paradoxical statement meaning “cump”.

“What does cump mean?”
“Cump”

by Publius__ August 20, 2023