"Hey, what happened after Bumpass Cummings was born?"
"The people made his memorial."
"Wait, he died?!"
"No, but his parents' legacies did.
"The people made his memorial."
"Wait, he died?!"
"No, but his parents' legacies did.
by Snowland February 25, 2021
Get the Bumpass Cummings mug.The act of breaking instructions, rules or laws by the very person or persons who developed or introduced said instructions, rules or laws.
Believed to be derived from a number of parliamentarians and other close associates who did not strictly follow various rules imposed on the population of the UK during the Covid-19 crisis of 2020.
Believed to be derived from a number of parliamentarians and other close associates who did not strictly follow various rules imposed on the population of the UK during the Covid-19 crisis of 2020.
Despite telling his children to behave whilst they attended a friends BBQ, Simon was seen to do a Cummings by getting blind drunk and throwing up all over the Greek Salad.
After telling the family that they must all be saving for the family holiday, Wendy promptly did a Cummings when she went and bought herself an expensive new handbag.
After telling the family that they must all be saving for the family holiday, Wendy promptly did a Cummings when she went and bought herself an expensive new handbag.
by AlexY1969 May 29, 2020
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by Kkkk kj November 30, 2017
Get the patrick cullings mug.When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..
" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"
"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."
"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."
by old_beaver October 1, 2014
Get the cummings invite mug.Setting the rules for everyone else but doing as you please yourself, against the rules. Never admitting you were wrong and simply being an arrogant tit.
He did a cummings when he told the rest of the country to stay at home but went to see his family. If he’d had stepped down it wouldn’t have mattered but he was too arrogant for that.
by Monkey House May 25, 2020
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- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).
- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.
- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.
- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).
- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.
- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.
John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"
by DominicCummins May 25, 2020
Get the Cummings mug.A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.
by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020
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