culinary circle jerk

When a group of "foodies" sit around eating, drinking and talking about all the things they have eaten and all the places they've been to.

I don't want to.go to the dinner party. I am not.in the mood for a culinary circle jerk. I dont care what they all ate, they shit it out just the same.

by MarianneM February 24, 2017

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

The inability to correctly identify food visually

Andrew "hey, that bangers & mash looks delicious!"

Meg "its pasta, dickhead"

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

by Manny Kin June 6, 2015

That one person who always insists that "they'll have what you're having" at a restaurant, and will never pick for themselves.

Waiter: "Hello and welcome, what can I get for you guys today?"
Culinary Chameleon: "I'll just get what he's having."

by wolfishmass November 25, 2023