Cuffing Season

During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.

Brittany: Why is everyone trying to holla this week like outta no where?

Tiara: You know cuffing season is in full effect right?

Brittany: Oh yeah you right. I know I wont be sleeping alone this weekend.

by Pmack0711 September 28, 2011

coffin dodger

An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth

The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers

by coff-in dodd-ge-rr October 14, 2003

Shit Coffin

n. Port-a-potty, a portable restroom

There was nowhere else to go, so I had to use the shit coffin before I went in my pants.

by SuperCrack November 10, 2010

Coffin Draugr

A senile decaying elderly man aged between 45 to over 9000 who takes the piss by being old and a pain.

Guy 1: "Wish this Coffin Draugr would hurry the hell up and get this queue moving! I'm missing the game!!!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, sodding git shouldn't be permitted to leave the retirement home!"

by FessSquad October 30, 2014

Cuuffing

The action of stuffing a Thanksgiving turkey with cum.

John: Dude, I cuuffed that turkey hard, you could say instead of stuffing, I used cuuffing.
Garfunkle: Jombathan, I worry for your mental sanity.

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 25, 2022

Fart Coffin

An enclosed area, such as a car, where a deadly smelling fart is trapped for massive effectiveness.

Driver: *farts in car and locks windows
Passenger: "I'd rather die than sit in this fart coffin"

by AlexWhiteRules August 2, 2010

flying coffin

An eVTOL (electric vertical takeoff and landing) vehicle usually in a configuration similar to a drone.

A typical flying coffin is poorly designed with propellers strategically placed to slice limbs or decapitate. In a rush to part gullible venture capital investors with huge sums of money, hardware and software will often be insufficiently engineered.

Hey look at that flying coffin crashing into the ground, why the hell did the CAA allow that piece of crap to fly in UK airspace?

by UAV Hive March 8, 2021