Cthulu

The elder god.

"Let's build an altar and sacrifice goats to the elder god Cthulu!"

by Zach-H (September282005) May 2, 2004

Akward Cthulhu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulhu).

"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulhu."

by Chaz Mickaels April 3, 2009

bag of Cthulhu

Eldritch karmic payback. A situation one should avoid at all costs, lest you risk your very soul. The cosmic equivalent of a can of whup ass. Derived from the bags of Cthulhu figurines sold to board gamers..

When the Oregon Tea Party stole the Anonymous slogan, they unleashed a big bag of Cthulhu.... Their websites will never be the same.

by Chetmo August 11, 2010

Cthulu

̨̢̨̼̦͉̳͎̬͉͉̰̬̲͈̳̋̽ͩ̇ͤ̄̈́ͫ̑͊̽͆̒̆ͧ̇͘ͅ ͯ̎͂͛̈ͪ͂ͨͨ ́̕͢ ͓̙̙͕̥̮̞̰̤͎̩̤̝̦̞ ̴͇͎̭̠̳̳̞̏̉̀̎ͮ̔̿̈̒ͩ͒ͨ͝ ̀̿͂̂͗͌̏̒ͥͤͩ͛ͥͫ͌͢͡҉̼͚̺̳̫͚͍̱̺̤̮̫͉͎̜̥ ̨͙̻̙͎̫̗̲̬͕̫̲̤͍͈͚͇͙͚̾̍ͮ̈́ͧͣͨͧ͊̍̂̓͋͝ ̶ͥ̔ͪ́̕͏̶̪̰̪͎̫̟̜̘̬̗͎̤̜ ̶ͬ̎̊͊̑̀ ͎͈̻̝̲̲̼̫̲̪̥̰͉͝ ̨̛̽͆̇͐ͤͤ́͝ ̻̖̝͙͇̬̹͉̠̞ͅ ̆̏͗̋̒ͦ͊̓ͣ͊̉ͫ͟ ̯̞͙̮̗̰̞̗̼̱̖͓̞́͢ ̶̛͉͕̻̙̮͙̮͚̳̻̲͇̟͉͓̦̱͐ͭͣ͑ͯͤ̐̀̇̽̎ͮ̅̈ͬ̓̊͟ ̴̳̭͔̹̹̣̟̳͔̩͓̎̾̔̐̑ͯ̃̒ͮ̓̑̾͊́́̕ͅͅ ̧͒̈ͯͮ̒̂ͮ͑̔̚͏̫̭͇̦ͅ ̽̂͐͗̈ͩͮ͂̈́̈́͆ͯ́̿̇ ̨̰̰͕̞̯̤͇̬̻͜ ͗ͫ͗ͭͣ̇̂͐ͩ̋͒͑̿ͫ͡҉̤̩̘͎̻̙̪͖̙̼̦͇̰͡ ̶ͨ̓̍̒͌̅ͫ́͘͟͏̼̺͇̺̩̟̝̥̝ ̴ͪ̈ͦ͋͑ͧͬ͜͠͏҉͙̻̥̯̫̩̙̦̝̦̬̭̹̣͕̹̘͓ ̴̨̡̟̻̠̼͖͎̗͖͚̫̺̞̝̦͗̄̋̑͊̆̈́͒̈́̓ͫ̉͒ͭ̉͝ ̧̡̹̥͈̭̩̻̦̦̹̟̘͇͎̰̪̣̃̌͛ͤͤ̋ͫ̌̋͌̚ ̎ͮ̆ͣͮͮ̍͗͛̈͒̏͂͑͊̐̔̔҉͝҉̴̨̲̻̟̯̣̩̬͖̙̖̩̗̞̥͓̺͉ͅ ̴̛ͫ̏ͨ͐͛ͪ͛̓̇ͯ̈́ ̥̫͕͚̥̮̤̹̰̟̯̖ ͨ͋̿̎ͨ̈́̅̋̃̍͘͜͏̺̣̠͈̹͓̩͉̞̺̼͇̜͝ ̵͈̲͖̜͈̦̰͔͍͉̬̞̼̫͚̫͖̤̏̋̔̉́ ̢̢̻̝̖̥̩̥̪͖̿͆̅͑̿ͪ̆̈́ͬ̾ͩ̿̿͂͜ ̡̢̝̗͕̲͚̩̤̫̲̭̲͎̍̂̀͛̂ͫͭͯ ͩ̇̐͛̏ͩ͌͐ͦ͊̚ ̧̛̦̹̙̣̰͙͓̩̦̫͟͞

̨̢̨̼̦͉̳͎̬͉͉̰̬̲͈̳̋̽ͩ̇ͤ̄̈́ͫ̑͊̽͆̒̆ͧ̇͘ͅ ͯ̎͂͛̈ͪ͂ͨͨ ́̕͢ ͓̙̙͕̥̮̞̰̤͎̩̤̝̦̞ ̴͇͎̭̠̳̳̞̏̉̀̎ͮ̔̿̈̒ͩ͒ͨ͝ ̀̿͂̂͗͌̏̒ͥͤͩ͛ͥͫ͌͢͡҉̼͚̺̳̫͚͍̱̺̤̮̫͉͎̜̥ ̨͙̻̙͎̫̗̲̬͕̫̲̤͍͈͚͇͙͚̾̍ͮ̈́ͧͣͨͧ͊̍̂̓͋͝ ̶ͥ̔ͪ́̕͏̶̪̰̪͎̫̟̜̘̬̗͎̤̜ ̶ͬ̎̊͊̑̀ ͎͈̻̝̲̲̼̫̲̪̥̰͉͝ ̨̛̽͆̇͐ͤͤ́͝ ̻̖̝͙͇̬̹͉̠̞ͅ ̆̏͗̋̒ͦ͊̓ͣ͊̉ͫ͟ ̯̞͙̮̗̰̞̗̼̱̖͓̞́͢ ̶̛͉͕̻̙̮͙̮͚̳̻̲͇̟͉͓̦̱͐ͭͣ͑ͯͤ̐̀̇̽̎ͮ̅̈ͬ̓̊͟ ̴̳̭͔̹̹̣̟̳͔̩͓̎̾̔̐̑ͯ̃̒ͮ̓̑̾͊́́̕ͅͅ ̧͒̈ͯͮ̒̂ͮ͑̔̚͏̫̭͇̦ͅ ̽̂͐͗̈ͩͮ͂̈́̈́͆ͯ́̿̇ ̨̰̰͕̞̯̤͇̬̻͜ ͗ͫ͗ͭͣ̇̂͐ͩ̋͒͑̿ͫ͡҉̤̩̘͎̻̙̪͖̙̼̦͇̰͡ ̶ͨ̓̍̒͌̅ͫ́͘͟͏̼̺͇̺̩̟̝̥̝ ̴ͪ̈ͦ͋͑ͧͬ͜͠͏҉͙̻̥̯̫̩̙̦̝̦̬̭̹̣͕̹̘͓ ̴̨̡̟̻̠̼͖͎̗͖͚̫̺̞̝̦͗̄̋̑͊̆̈́͒̈́̓ͫ̉͒ͭ̉͝ ̧̡̹̥͈̭̩̻̦̦̹̟̘͇͎̰̪̣̃̌͛ͤͤ̋ͫ̌̋͌̚ ̎ͮ̆ͣͮͮ̍͗͛̈͒̏͂͑͊̐̔̔҉͝҉̴̨̲̻̟̯̣̩̬͖̙̖̩̗̞̥͓̺͉ͅ ̴̛ͫ̏ͨ͐͛ͪ͛̓̇ͯ̈́ ̥̫͕͚̥̮̤̹̰̟̯̖ ͨ͋̿̎ͨ̈́̅̋̃̍͘͜͏̺̣̠͈̹͓̩͉̞̺̼͇̜͝ ̵͈̲͖̜͈̦̰͔͍͉̬̞̼̫͚̫͖̤̏̋̔̉́ ̢̢̻̝̖̥̩̥̪͖̿͆̅͑̿ͪ̆̈́ͬ̾ͩ̿̿͂͜ ̡̢̝̗͕̲͚̩̤̫̲̭̲͎̍̂̀͛̂ͫͭͯ ͩ̇̐͛̏ͩ͌͐ͦ͊̚ ̧̛̦̹̙̣̰͙͓̩̦̫͟͞Cthulu

by WolfInDisguise October 28, 2019

Cthulhu

Cthulhu is a God to all mortal beings. You may not see him as a God, and that is a sin. You will be punished.

Cthulhu is our God and Shrek is his messenger

by A_guy_named_Tom April 15, 2020

dirty cthulhu

Dirty Cthulhu when his dock so good it destroys your world leaving you with nothing but a mess

Dam he game me that dirty Cthulhu.

Sex will never be the same after he game me that dirty Cthulhu

by Ldymaul November 4, 2020

The cuttlefish of Cthulu

A very large flaccid penis.

"Oh.. My.. Gawd, Jessica! Zane got pantsed at PE, his dick was like the cuttlefish of Cthulu!"

by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016