cryptics

The act of speaking in a cryptic manner.

He needs to stop speaking in cryptics.

by Mercedes August 6, 2004

cryptorchism

An abnormal physical condition, involving the male reproductive glands, or the 'testes' if you will. It tends to manifest itself during the first stages of sexual arousal. The erectile tissue of the penis becomes filled with blood, engorging the penis to a semi-flaccid state. The testes at this point are withdrawn into the body by the arteria testicularis, frustrating the blood absorption process of the penis. The penis violently contracts as a result, contusing itself severely at the base. The spasms will increase until the entire stem of the penis has become purple or black-and-blue in color. Despite the excruciating pain, seminal discharge will begin to leak out of the glans (penis tip).

It's recommended to pull back the testes immediately, despite the debilitating pain, to prevent further complications to the male reproductive organ, such as testicular torsion. (Where the blood supply to the testicle is cut off because of 'twists' in the spermatic cord.)

"Sorry mate, I'll be bedridden for the rest of the week. My penis cryptorchismed when I made a play for the ol' ball-and-chains. She wasn't too amused... the heartless sow. Can't even walk and the wench insists that I clean out the gutter. You got to love her at least for her lust of the family spear."

by Septic_Tank March 10, 2008

Cryptic

Scary , horrifing , creepy , any thing which has morbid nature

Cryptic is the only way to describe that ugly bitches hair.

by Russel Mendes January 20, 2009

cryptarch

Cryptarch is a person who translated difficult context and languages. They make it much simpler for you to understand or translate.

I needed to go to the cryptarch to decipher this book. It's so incredibly hard to understand. Some of the language is in Latin.

by Freshboiijohan September 21, 2016

CrypticJonas

The most awesome person in existence

yoooo is that CrypticJonas? He's so fucking amazing and handsome

by RandomPerson3969 April 9, 2021

Cryptic

A Flag representing a special place in our society, such as Pete & Pete, Foster Child, tree hair, glasses, and a super duper G-String.

"Hey man, you best rep the cryptic
emu"

by Sherlock March 28, 2003

Crypticness

The skill possesed by one 'Plastic_Demons' to convey information through covert and disguised methods.

"Demons' crypticness is really confusing me today..."

by Bullett March 31, 2005