cuntness

Chutism, Chutiya, Noob !

Fucking noob who don't know anything, Just to utter ugly wisdom less words!

Here's the cuntness,

I can see the cuntness whenever he proposes a girl.

He is a fucking cunt, full of cuntness!

by Dimebag Sucker July 6, 2009

man crusties

When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar to eye boogers (rheum).

I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.

by jfirmin February 16, 2009

crusties

The organic matter dried and caked onto the mouthpiece of a bong. Often times bong crusties appear after using the pipe for many days/weeks/months without proper cleaning; also a side effect of too many people sharing one piece.

Dude!#@ Clean those crusties off before you pass The Chuggler. I don't want your gnarly mouth herpes on my piece!

by InfiniteLoop September 29, 2005

crusties

The crusty white substance that is left on your penis shaft and balls after sexual intercourse...

Man, I hate trying to get these crusties off every time we fuck...

by Jay Gatz November 5, 2007

Crushness

The quality of having crush on someone.

Nefeli: So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much crushness do you have for Kevin?

Priyanshi: 10.

Nefeli: Wow.

by Britishpicklewithamonacole June 18, 2022

Crustfuss

As we humans finish up our doings in the restroom, we normally would wipe our area with a soft, comfortable tissue paper. When one forgets to perform this simple task of wiping, a single or several particles of feces get stuck to ones hair. This is sometimes called a dingleberry. Later on in the day when ones Swass moisturizes the dingleberry, the one with this issue will slowly get irritated to a point of no return. This emotional outburst is often called Crustfuss. Sometimes used in place of the word "PMS"

"FUCK you asshole im having a bad day!!"
"Dont worry, your just having a small case of Crustfuss."

by shredheadGENT July 29, 2009

crashness

a crashness is someone who gets so mad at possante that he has to lick possante's asshole everyday just to get over the fact that possante is better than him

possante is so much better than crashness

by pakman192 October 26, 2012