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crushing the tomato 

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.

Crushing the Pyramid 

A form of nipple play in which one individual pinches another individual's nipples with such force that they begin to bleed.
Honey, you are so fantabulous at Crushing the Pyramid!

Crushing Splits 

Slang term for sexual intercourse; specifically referencing vaginal intercourse.

Origin: From the barage of interoffice spam came forth the term.
Shelia said: "I'd rather be crushing splits instead of getting all these luxury watch spam while eating acai berries!"
Crushing Splits by Drevin August 5, 2009

crushing my cheez-its 

being mad at something or someone
“you’re crushing my cheez-its right now

crushing the cap 

when you open a bottle of liquor and dispose of the cap, therefore having an obligation to finish the entire thing.
"We were only going to have a couple drinks, but after crushing the cap we then had to finish the whole 60."
crushing the cap by lola19 April 9, 2012

crushing dicks 

To work out so hard you could literally crush a dick with your thighs.
Laura: "Hey Sara I haven't seen you in a while, where've you been?"
Sara: "Oh I've totally been in the gym crushing dicks!"
crushing dicks by Wizzibef November 12, 2013