hrary crump ler

premature death ultimately scummy waste of flesh

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, sohrary crump lericon existence, antisocial cry baby

by T record June 1, 2013

Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.

Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.

by KRock789 October 20, 2014

rebound harry Crump Ler definition

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trying to remove any rebound harry crump Ler definitioning from urban dictionary will re-trigger the streisand effect

by heavy hoser June 1, 2013

Crumplets

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.

Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.

by Xymox1 October 28, 2008

Crumpled

A term forged by the G-Block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. Getting cumpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. Crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for pussy ass ho's who can't handle the G-Block style. Bitches.

Yo doggy, I got so crumple last night I gave this Dick to Patty Knoll and Cough at the same time.

by Dizzle February 27, 2004

Crumplemore

Pronounced: Crump-le-more

The owner and proud founder of Club Penguin!

Sam: Yo dude you part or club penguin?
Rin: Yeah dude! Crumplemore runs that. It's the place to be!

by Ano19 January 13, 2017

Crimpler

this is when you titty fuck a woman, jizz on her face, get her to lick it all off then make out with her while all yr jizz is still in her mouth!

Man: omg last nite i totally gave this chick a crimpler!
Friend: dude! thats awesome but gross!!!

by big shlong shit December 4, 2010