Daniel Crofter Effect

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.

"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1

by xxx_swagmastertommy2210_xxx November 9, 2020

finger crotch

The large space between the thumb and pointer finger.

Her finger crotch was larger than the whore baby's.

by samsmithsonion April 11, 2015

Crotch Vinegar

A dirty undercarriage on. A man or woman that has taken on some sort of vinegar like smell to it.

What is that smell? Grace hasn't showered in 2 days ...she got some crotch vinegar brewing.

by Finbag March 12, 2017

Crotch Novel

A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.

"This crotch novel is mushier than the oatmeal I had for breakfast... But I still want to find out if Francesca marries Roberto or runs off with Don Juan..." *keeps reading*

by Spliffsicles July 8, 2012

Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.

I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.

by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014

Crotch Wrap Supreme

n: The collection of food that gathers in your crotch from trying to eat Taco Bell while driving.

My pants are ruined and I'm still hungry, good thing I still have a Crotch Wrap Supreme.

by inCozNito August 29, 2013

Chia Crotch

The state of having one's pubic hair be overly excessive and unruly. This often results in the pubic hair being clearly visible when wearing a swimsuit or very short skirt.

"She is suffering from some SERIOUS chia crotch; it's called a brazillian girl, look into it!"

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up May 12, 2009