crunchy sock

Just what it sounds like. A sock that is crunchy. There are typically three causes of a crunchy sock. They are as follows:

1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.

Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.

Mom: "Hurry up, you're going to be late!"
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"

Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."

by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019

credit crunched

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

by monstermere January 15, 2009

taco-cruncher

A contemptuous term for anyone Hispanic or half Hispanic.

You don't belong here taco-cruncher

by VibezXD May 22, 2023

crunchy conservative

Environmentally and socially conscious political conservative. This term was coined by National Review columnist Rod Dreher, and appears in his book, "Crunchy Cons: How Birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip homeschooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers and their diverse crowd of countercultural conservatives plan to save America (or at least the Republican Party)."

"'Ewww, that's so lefty,' Dreher's editor at his old National Review job sneered when Dreher said he was picking up some locally grown organic produce. And what's with the sandals I'm wearing, he then thought; am I going liberal? Not a bit, he concluded, though if associating with liberals could help him have healthy, flavorful food and a beautiful, durable home; be involved in his children's education; protect and nurture the environment and other species; and live with religious integrity, then associate, befriend, and work with liberals he would. That made him a crunchy conservative . . ."

by jcwords December 31, 2011

crunchyroll

A website for Japanese Anime lovers

crunchyroll site includes episodes, info of anime and alot more

by japanski July 7, 2010

crunchy grandpa

When you eat Captain Crunch with whiskey instead of milk. Usually influenced by a hangover.

"Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"

by MMjr April 24, 2008

Crunchy Bitch

1. Bitches (mainly of the Mexican origin) who find it fly to use entirely too much gel and or mousse and scrunches their hair. Giving a finished look much like ramen noodles.

2. Bitches that find it okay to wear a pair of underwear twice in a row thankin no ones gonna know bout that crusty crab. We all know bitch. Do ya laundry.

1. Girl1- you know that girl Kailey, the one that always wears too much gel in her hair and scrunches it
Girl2- yea she's a basic crunchy bitch

2. Guy- what's that stuff in yo panties girl

Girl- it's laundry day I didn't have anything else so I wore yesterday's again
Guy- hell no I don't mess with no crunchy bitch

by LexiG May 1, 2014