crotch rocket

Except the DAuer Lemans:

a. Costs more than your life.

b. Sucks up way more gas

c. looks like a big banana

d. Is still not as fast as the best crotch rockets.

Crotch rocket: a two wheeled vehicle powered by a high rev motor, usually built to outperform any other vehicle including ability to kill the operator of the vehicle instantly.

by jereh jamis October 10, 2003

crotch rocket

makes up for the size of their crotch

by buicks dont suck July 10, 2003

Crotch Rocket

something your friend/girlfriend/wife hides in the Nightstand, behind the headboard or in some kind of box(including her own) in other words a dildo of some sort.

guy one:dude, you shouldve seen that crotch rocket i saw at Darlenes last night, it was as big as my Forearm!
guy two: ORLY?
guy one: YARLY

by Mikeyyy! December 15, 2007

crotch rocket

A person who experiences frequent boners.

Can be fixed with masturbastion.

That boy is a crotch rocket!

by Michael May 3, 2004

crotch rocket

when two people sittin on the ground towards each other, one of them takes the others legs and kicks as hard as they can into the others fricken crotch. Hence CROTCH ROCKET !

"hey Gary that was an awesome crotch rocket you gave me yesterday, it felt stingy"

by Jobie Trice February 14, 2005

Crotch Rocket

1.) When somebody is super fast at slapping the salami or fucking!
2.) When somebody becomes extremely hot or sweaty when having sex.
3.) When somebody acts in a weird type of sex where you put a spicy pepper in or on your crotch to let burn.

Me and jim used a Ghost pepper to crotch rocket to find out who is more of a pussy!

by Fishtarts November 30, 2015

crotch rocket

slang for motorcycle

dude check him out, riding on his new crotch rocket!!

by dragonsblood17 June 13, 2009